Recipe for success.
Not sure how to boil a single quail's egg or twelve at a pinch? Easy. First of all read the
instructions then get on with it.
Recipe books are quite useless and stifle the imagination but they may act as a rough guide.
Consider the various ingredients (quails eggs + salad + what you have handy) as if they were oil
paints you are starting a painting with. Wash in the background.
The egg cooling process is vital and a clean and fresh salad should also be prepared.
A bed of lettuce / spinach is recognised as a comfortable place for said eggs to rest.
Stuff them with a mixture of things.
Eat them and be forever damned. Put your feelings to one side like a grown up.
Three glasses of wine, some red meat and you sleep like a baby.
Fife Customs and little known facts.
In North East Fife smoke must be trained to rise vertically from a coal fire. All smoke is new to
this world, (think of smoke as if it was a kitten or a puppy), it must be trained on how to behave.
Failure to train smoke to move up through a chimney can result in a smokey couch and fireside
rug. Not pretty. Smoke is easily trained by wafting it with a magazine or newspaper. Make sure
these items do not come in contact with the actual flames.
In other certain parts of Fife a bicycle is an important status symbol.
Parking in Fife is easy, simply leave your car at any handy ASDA branch, nose pointing out.
In October it is quite permissible to remove turnips from fields, bash them open on a gate post
and eat them raw.
All clothes in Fife are handmade in China and brought into the area via the bustling seaport of
They all seem to pray for rain on 29Th February and lo and behold.
Petty crime is punished by the use of petty lawyers and petty courts. Petty sentences are not
really up to much however.
There are no ugly people in Fife, they all left in the 1930s along with the herring and the
Glenrothes is the only town in the UK that is not a town at all.
In Fife all domestic cats answer to the name of "Pussy", don't try to tackle the wild ones.