The now infamous bad cat crossed a line early this morning, he entered the house without express permission and ate a packet of oat and raisin cookies from the worktop, for some inexplicable reason forgoing the obvious greater pleasure of a pack of white chocolate cookies. I have serious doubts about his taste. Having said that much of the evidence is circumstantial and other potential culprits lurk on the periphery, they are:A mouse trapped halfway up the kitchen curtain (close to the cookies) at about 2200hrs Friday night. The exact whereabouts of the mouse are unknown, it was last seen being eyed up by a cat.
A sleek and hungry looking badger spotted in the lane running West at approx 2400hrs. (Heading away from the crime scene).
A small black frog on the kitchen floor this morning - unlikely to posses the wherewithal to open and consume a pack of cookies.
A large toad out on the back path at 0900. No crumbs or evidence to suggest any involvement.
The other cats, none of which have shown a penchant for biscuits of any kind in the past.
A few suspicious adults and teenagers were also in the vicinity and may have taken the early morning opportunity to scran the cookies. Anytime from 0130 to 0730.
The truth is out there, as are the cookies.
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