|Actual Greggs steak bake and actual simulated coffee.|
|Baby Swifts in the coal cellar, either asleep or awake, I'm not sure.|
|Seen in Perthshire, nicely overgrown and possibly in the wrong place.|
So after all the transport and traffic delays and strange dank, putrid water lying in pools across the roads and housing schemes I wished, for once, I wasn't here. Please tourists, explorers and aliens, don't bother coming to Scotland (stay in London and soak up the Olympics) everything is truly shite up here these days.