Dear Satan* (and also the Scottish Football Association),
Exactly what is it that you think is attractive about kitting out football players in pink strips? As a "national sporting colour" and that's a term I've come up with myself, it simply doesn't work. I'd also add that grey, purple, electric green and brown do not work either, so it's not that I've got anything against pink. I'm also not saying that the pink strip made a significant contribution to our defeat last night but I doubt it helped and it does colour yet another Scottish sporting tragedy in an unflattering manner.
P.S. That team is pish as is their manager and they're going nowhere fast. However should they, by some miracle or act of god actually qualify for something, I'll gladly wear that daft pink strip for a week.
Here's an example of a good football strip for reference:
* I'm not saying that Satan sits at the helm of the SFA but you can never tell. He's certainly currently doing well in the Conservative Party, the Daily Mail and in the fast food industry.