impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Burgers

›
Ah, the nicely dated sounds of those good old West Coast boys, Jack and Jorma. Gone (on vinyl) but not quite forgotten for the middle aged t...
Thursday, November 26, 2009

Songs they don't play on the radio

›
A busy week socially, mainly hitting the high spots and mingling with some fellow debutantes in D.C. Ali chose to wear a nice red cocktail d...
1 comment:
Sunday, November 22, 2009

A message from Cellophane Land

›
It came down the chimney, silent, unexpected and covered with soot, a message sent to us here in the Substantial World from those in the Cel...

Smucker's Goober (Grape)

›
Note the prefect colours and textures mingling in the highest form of open sandwich art. Many Scottish people are naturally suspicious of no...
2 comments:
Saturday, November 21, 2009

2012 and beyond

›
As I expect to retire around 2015 I'll still be pension dodging in 2012, sadly now a likely date for that old chestnut, the end of the w...
Friday, November 20, 2009

Institute for Human Continuity

›
So one day the simple children of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster met up with the complicated but generally good people of the In...
2 comments:
Thursday, November 19, 2009

Please don't label me

›
But should you wish to...the simple but painful facts are that I am or have been a number of different and contradictory things at times: Ce...
Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Beatles

›
It appears that in a parallel universe slightly left of here or even East of Z the Fab Four never did break up. Jane Asher doesn't do ...
1 comment:
Monday, November 16, 2009

Japan for a fiver

›
Yes it is possible. Just to settle an argument that I've never had with anybody, ever in my life. Poor Man's Noodles. So what about ...

Philosophy is not so tough

›
These guys don't say much but their thoughts are priceless - Plato, Lao Tzu, Arther Schopenhauer and Friedrich Nietzsche. They also dou...
Sunday, November 15, 2009

Chocolate Swatch

›
Now I can tell the time accurately (shame about everything else) Thanks (very much you thieving bastards) to getting robbed by the white van...
Saturday, November 14, 2009

Water on the moon

›
Wot? No sauce on those good looking chips? A typical Saturday afternoon at Knockhill: Champers, chips and a trophy for the eventual winner o...
Friday, November 13, 2009

Love at first bite

›
"I feel wonderful because I see that love light in your eyes..." It was a relationship that I'd never have expected to see blo...
Thursday, November 12, 2009

German cinema

›
The original soundtrack. In a curious twist, caught in a spiral of slinky manoeuvres and non-mechanical skids, that old devil called Karma ...
Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The day I downloaded myself

›
A day much like any other... I t’s a peculiar life being a minor musician or a songwriter in these digital times. The market is flooded with...
Monday, November 09, 2009

Drivel from the fifth estate

›
So the relentless documentation of the trivial, the pointless and the terminally annoying goes on proving the deep truth that fiction is oft...
Sunday, November 08, 2009

Fray Bentos pie memory

›
Missie the cat looks down from her lofty fortress in the high basket country. (105 known mouse kills) Anna, the new (old) kit in town. (1 kn...
1 comment:
Saturday, November 07, 2009

Soccer Am in the afternoon

›
What a drag it is getting old. My first long lie in in a month and I couldn't hack it - there was a cat staring down at me from the top ...
Thursday, November 05, 2009

20000 people standing in a field

›
The multitudes... ...are amazed by the pagan spectacle. It's nice to get out and socialize once in a while, meet a few folks, compromise...
Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Ordinary things

›
Today I ate an upside down steak pie while standing up, quite normally but I may have been sitting at the time. Two Muller corners were cons...
2 comments:
‹
›
Home
View web version

Contributors

  • Ali
  • impossible songs
Powered by Blogger.