impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Big Pants

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Small picture of big pants but not the kind I mean. How is it that a small man such as me has to wear large pants? What a strangely sized wo...
Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Avoiding the wrong hell

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The inner sanctum and heart of Dunfermline Abbey. Optimistically built in spiritually better days some might say. (The spellcheck wants to ...
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Monday, March 29, 2010

The door to the afterlife

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Archaeologists have unearthed a 3,500-year-old door to the afterlife from the tomb of a high-ranking Egyptian official near Karnak templ...

Easter egg torture

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Free the Chocolate Three: Half eaten eggs and bunny, all in the name of a religious festival. Monday night, incessant sideways rain and the ...
Sunday, March 28, 2010

Imaginarium

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This weekend has been a confused mass of fantasy viewing that, along with the sadistic habit of seasonal clock changing left me dazed and ...
Saturday, March 27, 2010

LOST goes even more crazy

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Globalism Satan shall "deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth," and shall "gather them together...
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Continuous improvement...

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...is of course a myth and beyond the reach of any human endeavour. You can try and you can succeed and that cycle will continue for so long...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Roll Over Beethoven

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I'm gonna write a little letter, Gonna mail it to my local DJ. Yeah an' it's a jumpin' little record I want my jockey to pla...
Monday, March 22, 2010

Baby Care

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Now I see clearly again thanks to a decent signage regime. What with a new baby on the way, a long shopping list and me with my bad leg ther...
Thursday, March 18, 2010

Gaga

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Lady Gaga turns the a-ok hand in front of her eye (representing the Illuminati’s “All-Seeing Eye”) into a gun pointed towards the viewer … t...

Traffic management and trip hazards

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Welcome to Queen Margret Hospital, mind your toes and shins though. A handy trap for the unwitting pedestrian or small animals and children ...
Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Extreme Brain Freeze

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Inside this beaker there is the coldest place on Earth. One careless suck on the over sized straw and the extreme cold transfers itself to t...
Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Greenock Daily Photo

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Skylines full of cranes etc. The old buoys of Greenock and Campbeltown. Today I was mostly in Greenock and Port Glasgow enjoying the splendo...
Monday, March 15, 2010

Burn down Asda

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Every week three Scottish pubs close down and have their windows replaced with compressed Amazonian timber products. Thanks to this initiati...
Sunday, March 14, 2010

Ingredients and Umbrellas

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umbrellas... I don't know how to cook but I am content that other people do and continue to cook, at times feeding me and improving in t...
Saturday, March 13, 2010

My other Ferrari is a car

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More months of agony, tension and ultimate failure are headed my way. The last red Italian sports car I owned was a Fiat Uno, this time it...
Friday, March 12, 2010

Broc & Croc

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The use of some elusive vegetables and badly dissolving stock cubes has resulted in a new Anglo (?) Australian recipe guaranteed to promote ...
Thursday, March 11, 2010

Starbucks want your guns

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Good news: You can now openly carry a gun in Starbucks, where State laws allow. Must remember that the next time I'm in Dunfermline and ...

Security

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It's hard to imagine that when commercial air travel first became popular anybody could have thought that it would turn into the curren...
Sunday, March 07, 2010

We were promised space hoppers

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Me and the required and cliched imaginary friend playing in the streets of Rosyth in 1963. Despite the tone of the image above I can look ...
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