impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Sunday, November 20, 2011

A Porsche 911 called Dignity

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The local cat police were out last night and apprehended this little fellow in a nearby field, not quite sure what was going on, all we know...
Saturday, November 19, 2011

The garden and modern divorce

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The crisis that is global warming and in Scotland's case rampant global driechness has driven a wedge between me and our large and beaut...

Put a neutrino in your tank

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The finer points of modern physics are lost on me, I can just about understand the basic concepts of a tin opener or at a stretch Post Offic...
Friday, November 18, 2011

Impassive aggressive

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Spanish style chicken, peppers and chorizo washed down with a cheeky red, a technicolor blue and a fashionably pasteurised green. I think th...
Thursday, November 17, 2011

Books & Demons

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It was as if some occult hand had gone through every book, turned every page, checked every genre and then shaken the entire library violent...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Banana developments

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Breed a banana with an edible skin why don't you?
Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Moon over flame

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The early and unheralded arrival of the 2012 Olympic torch was recently celebrated round these parts. Sadly the usual high maintenance ViPs ...
Monday, November 14, 2011

Pimp my Billy

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Some of the better things about random web browsing are the daft, practical and outrageous storage ideas that you find; as well as the nice...
Sunday, November 13, 2011

Transcendental mediocrity

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Far far away, near and as close as your nasal fluff, all across the world and in this case Fife, wind farms are standing stock still, lookin...

The daily windmill

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We stayed a night or at least 16 hours in this lovely old hotel on the fringe of Aberdeen on Deeside, well known for the mis-ordering of wor...
Friday, November 11, 2011

Let's not talk about testicular pain

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As an avid supporter of the many abstract and absurd things around here I was of course happy and in no way resentful, spiteful or conflicte...
Thursday, November 10, 2011

Before glory goes humility

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I think that says it all. Aside from that this is a real life picture of one of Saturn's moons above Saturn's rings, way out there i...
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Bristol Daily Photo

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I was travelling yesterday and unusually for me wearing my big cowboy shoplifting jacket, the weather has turned you know. I decided to chec...
Monday, November 07, 2011

Logged off

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And lo, I destroyed 6 IKEA Billys (well gave them away) and in three days (lo) I raised them up again, as if from the dead (and in a nice as...
Sunday, November 06, 2011

The sun up close

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This is what the sun's Facebook profile picture would look like assuming the sun was a person and was at all bothered about being on som...
Saturday, November 05, 2011

Images with not much text

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The crowds gather for the 2011 Hopetoun House fireworks extravaganza. The fireworks and the weather were very good indeed. Not so sure about...
Friday, November 04, 2011

Incontinence: is it all in the mind?

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You may have noticed that I often choose to use daft post titles, all in the hope of attracting odd google results, it's surprising how ...
Thursday, November 03, 2011

A difficult year

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Clearly it has been a difficult year for some, but exceptionally not so for us; we've had a bumper crop of streams and downloads for i...
Wednesday, November 02, 2011

One more cup of coffee

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This small cup of coffee is in fact actual size, one of those tiny, expensive ones that you get in places that serve such things. They go by...
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Tuesday, November 01, 2011

In between furniture moment

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We're in between furniture at the moment. No comfy couches or Billys , no shelving or TV stand. The overall effect is to make the house...
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