impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Actually I don't really care

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We're burning peat, brown and green chunks of ancient earth that burns and glows and quickly turns to ash and smells good. Warmth from t...
Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Can we get a dog to match this cat food?

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Probably not, we could get dog to eat it if it had some spare time. Would it be a totally unrealistic vanity project to have a dog that matc...
Monday, November 28, 2011

Caveman Artwork

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Walking in the woods I came across these primitive artworks mostly consisting of painted frames with little or no detail other than blurred ...
Sunday, November 27, 2011

Giant Profiteroles

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Amongst the items that are available at South Queensferry's Hawes Inn restaurant are, as you might or might not expect, "giant prof...
Friday, November 25, 2011

3 things fixed, 2 things not

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It's not free for download yet but it will be once we get bored with rolling in the money - pay for it while you still can . I've a...
Thursday, November 24, 2011

Your fish is on fire

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That's exactly what happens if you overdo the quick salmon grilling snack exercise. Best to stick to the more benign and neutral mac and...
Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Watching the wall

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Tired of watching those bizarre artifacts and still life pieces hanging on your parlour wall? So was I until I stumbled upon Sky 523 Discove...
Tuesday, November 22, 2011

92.25.203.# (Opal Telecom)

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Of course there are many nice people out there in the world, possibly more than you think (99%?), enjoying what life brings, having a good d...
Monday, November 21, 2011

Kayak to Kinnarodden

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All the important locations in Europe in a single map. It's great to have a stupid, unrealistic, eccentric, irrational and expensive tra...
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Sunday, November 20, 2011

A Porsche 911 called Dignity

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The local cat police were out last night and apprehended this little fellow in a nearby field, not quite sure what was going on, all we know...
Saturday, November 19, 2011

The garden and modern divorce

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The crisis that is global warming and in Scotland's case rampant global driechness has driven a wedge between me and our large and beaut...

Put a neutrino in your tank

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The finer points of modern physics are lost on me, I can just about understand the basic concepts of a tin opener or at a stretch Post Offic...
Friday, November 18, 2011

Impassive aggressive

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Spanish style chicken, peppers and chorizo washed down with a cheeky red, a technicolor blue and a fashionably pasteurised green. I think th...
Thursday, November 17, 2011

Books & Demons

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It was as if some occult hand had gone through every book, turned every page, checked every genre and then shaken the entire library violent...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Banana developments

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Breed a banana with an edible skin why don't you?
Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Moon over flame

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The early and unheralded arrival of the 2012 Olympic torch was recently celebrated round these parts. Sadly the usual high maintenance ViPs ...
Monday, November 14, 2011

Pimp my Billy

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Some of the better things about random web browsing are the daft, practical and outrageous storage ideas that you find; as well as the nice...
Sunday, November 13, 2011

Transcendental mediocrity

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Far far away, near and as close as your nasal fluff, all across the world and in this case Fife, wind farms are standing stock still, lookin...

The daily windmill

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We stayed a night or at least 16 hours in this lovely old hotel on the fringe of Aberdeen on Deeside, well known for the mis-ordering of wor...
Friday, November 11, 2011

Let's not talk about testicular pain

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As an avid supporter of the many abstract and absurd things around here I was of course happy and in no way resentful, spiteful or conflicte...
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