impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Thought collections

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Catch 22 as a diagram, by Joseph Heller. Thoughts are really made of helium (and sponge cake), lighter than air and impossible to suppre...
Thursday, February 16, 2012

Under your very feet

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Geologist's Dream: A ground breaking and secret report commissioned by Cadbury's Crème Eggs has revealed that large areas of t...

Cheap guitars, eyeshades and guns

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A fine example, one careful owner, then three others that were not so hot. Setting yourself a limit is no bad thing. A self imposed ce...
Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Welcome to reality

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The only chase that Rangers would welcome right now are Chase Manhattan, assuming of course the bank were prepared to stump up £75m to cl...
Tuesday, February 14, 2012

No Valentine for Old Men

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I n Swedish folklore, to capture someone’s love, you should carry an apple in your armpit for a day then give it to your intended. There ...
Monday, February 13, 2012

What's wrong with this picture?

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My soup collection: it's been coming together steadily for about two years, the Ainsley Harroitt pretentious packet soup collectio...
Friday, February 10, 2012

Never mind the Snake Oil

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Greatsnakes Oil Company Ltd.   From the mouths of babes (or grandchildren): "The old cat's just trying not to die." Never m...
Thursday, February 09, 2012

Wit's lowest forms

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Sneezers: Following on from the proposed yawning while driving ban there is a further option to include in this   keynote legislation   a...
Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Stop the yawns

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I'm not sure that it can be effectively policed but still  I fully support the Scottish Parliament's new proposal to make yawning...
Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Watching out

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At last the tension has been broken, the waiting and the interminable watching is over. I've finally managed to buy another car. No m...
Sunday, February 05, 2012

Always worth remembering...

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As a simple soul with no wish to run the risk of trying to say too much via inked in and irremovable body art I might go for a more simpl...
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Saturday, February 04, 2012

Back from Missoni

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Functional frame and picture Functional cupboard A short stay in a Missoni Hotel and I'm quickly reminded of my age, cynicism a...
Thursday, February 02, 2012

Tripped out advisor

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599 reviews with an average of 4.5 out of 5 but surely the devil is in the detail of the breakfast buffet and the efficiency of the vale...
Wednesday, February 01, 2012

My favourite kilt

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HuffingtonPost   Huffington Post   Vampire woman takes tattoo expo by storm  huff.to/xTXxE7 2 hours ago   as you might ex...
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