impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Monday, October 29, 2012

Don't eat the ham

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Ham: The note said quite clearly don't eat the ham but alas I saw the note too late and by that time I had in fact eaten all the ham....
Sunday, October 28, 2012

Get one here

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An oil tank that is, you know you want one, you might even need one. Just think of the 1200 litres of gay and/or merry Christmas Kerosene...
Saturday, October 27, 2012

Edinburgh Daily Photo etc.

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The unexpected and cold clock shop in Sighthill reminded me of a Joni Mitchell song, not sure which one but  that's how my thought pro...
Friday, October 26, 2012

Autumn trees

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This nice tree is slowly changing colour as the seasons move on, the clocks change, the sun drops a few miles in the sky and the timber w...
Thursday, October 25, 2012

Rak 600

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Once I thought that all toilets and their seats were the same, designed by Leonardo Da Vinci or some other bloke like Tesla a thousand ye...
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Not so bad

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Three beautiful Slushies photographed at the Manchester Lego Emporium and Life Long Learning Experience. Of course things are not so bad...
Monday, October 22, 2012

Unravelled weekend

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Late night birthday music with disappearing participants. Photo courtesy of Mr D Reilly. A long weekend away from work fairly addles th...
Sunday, October 21, 2012

Sheet music

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The farewell bonfire containing yet another burning shed. Never cool but still shit hot musicians. After four days of organised cha...
Saturday, October 20, 2012

Birthday portrait

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There comes a time - when you reach a certain age and some things just seem to fit.
Monday, October 15, 2012

Through the door to the blue light

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I was writing a dull and predictable piece about organised religion and control and misery, the act of hiding in plain sight and generall...
Sunday, October 14, 2012

Don't try this at home

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Should really be accompanied by Tom Petty's Free Fallin' I suppose.
Saturday, October 13, 2012

Gates v Jobs

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Performance indicators: At odd times this week I've been mixing music and generally fiddling with files and programmes in a desper...
Friday, October 12, 2012

Sky

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Today's conversation with Sky TV helpline wasn't too bad an experience. I only queued for about five minutes. It did take three a...

Appliance of the day

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Yes it's an oil fired boiler, what a fine little machine. Got some spare oil or kerosene lying around somewhere? This bad boy will soo...
Thursday, October 11, 2012

In the suburbs of Cuckoo Land

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Nice to get up early (well the usual silly time) and make some kind of effort to seize the day today. Thursday the something or other of ...
Tuesday, October 09, 2012

What is wrong?

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Why is it that years after her sudden spurt of fame the music of Lily Marlene Allen is still ruining and ruling the AOR airwaves?  Someho...
Monday, October 08, 2012

Phone in a toilet

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Today I managed to drop my Sony whatever it is phone into a conveniently situated toilet bowl. Plop! Thankfully the bowl had not been use...
Sunday, October 07, 2012

Fruits without labour

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Oktoberfest Fife-style: Early morning fruits grown in the garden of our new house with absolutely zero effort or input from us. Then ...

Tesco dailyish photo

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Because I'm older than you I don't mind paying attention to detail: Spotted in that haven of good taste and value - Tesco South...
Saturday, October 06, 2012

May take up to 10 minutes

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Alan Sugar's Amstrad Sky Plus box must be the most feeble and over sensitive electronic device ever built. Any blip or hiccup in the ...
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