impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Friday, May 31, 2013

Imaginary Robin

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There's not much worse than getting followed around by a figment of your imagination. This has been happening to me for a few months...
Thursday, May 30, 2013

Blackie Strat

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What it should look like. Building up a Blackie Strat from EBay'd and found bits and beach combings. Well I've not done any buil...
Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Smartphone ownership

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My actual screen pic minus the ever morphing shortcuts. Sadly the Samsung Galaxy smart phone honeymoon period is over. A fun and proud t...
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Out of my system

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The warden's house. A job for the summer, advertised once in a while and probably well worth it...I've signed up. Here's t...
Sunday, May 26, 2013

Obvious

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Says it all really. Some things are just out there, hidden in plain sight.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Been playing this all my life

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bacon tetris Share on twitter   Share on facebook   Share on more MAY 16 The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in...

In praise of black bananas

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Some days life is just a steady, relentless set of missed opportunities, black bananas and misspelled blogging errors. Today I did have the ...
Monday, May 20, 2013

Still life with anchovies

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Today I've received most of my essential protein from anchovies, I hope the doseage works. I'll need all my fading faculties to g...
Sunday, May 19, 2013

The A - Z of Grim

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Dark & Macabre: I make no apologies for this, I am simply passing it on.  I think Winnie and Xerxes met with the grimmest of endings...
Saturday, May 18, 2013

Piper at the gates of doom

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I didn't realise that some dumb trash can metal band had used this name. I could still shed a tear over the original chapter and th...

LLL

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Get ready for a new eating experience, choose from the Mach 1.5, the vertical drop or  the Temporary Time Travel options. Breakfast at t...
Friday, May 17, 2013

Phoney McRingring returns

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File under "who gives a stuff anyway?": The good people at Three telephone systems peacefully capitulated to my stream of anno...
Thursday, May 16, 2013

Other people's funerals

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Your own personal Jesus. Other things can rise up at will, a seasonal effect so I believe. It's a bit of a shame that there i...
Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Upgrade your phone the easy way

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It's that classic dilemma, that endless enigma, the constant problem, the itchy irritation, the still small voice whispering in your ...
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

19:32

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The evening of May 14th.

Esoteric

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Monday, May 13, 2013

Stone cold holes

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The world according to Beachcomber: Generally you search and discover a lot that is of little consequence, no pearls, no pigs, no bur...
Sunday, May 12, 2013

We will hear them then

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Quite a nice piece of random mash up Tomfoolery. It makes me feel a little sad for some reason, perhaps it's poignant and full of deep...
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Thursday, May 09, 2013

How we all lie

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Stare at a website or newspaper through narrow, slitty eyes and say what it is you see  =   Random ly  Misread   A rticles:   How to m...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Winona Ryder and getting screwed

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Age: Turns out that Winona Ryder is 41, time passes pretty quick around this lonesome planet. Last time I looked I could swear she was 2...
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