impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Worth a try

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A simple enough solution you'd think, everybody in that glutenous and dysfunctional family mess/mass known as Europe stumps up €3 eac...
Monday, June 29, 2015

Not a dead cat then

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In daylight everything is much clearer. So we've had about five days of our cats being sick, so much so that one ended up in catospi...
Sunday, June 28, 2015

Entertainment systems

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A room with a view. We have a picture but not for long. Enjoyed a very pleasant sleepover in the capital city last night staying in ...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Not going to Glastonbury

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Not going to Glasto' because we're going here (as above). Can't type anymore as there is a cat on the keyboard...purring loud...
Thursday, June 25, 2015

Still in that green world

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Applies strictly to dogs on leads, so take care.  Yes, there is a gorilla parked in that garden propped up on sticks. Days later...s...
Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Welcome to the green world

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A testimony to the power of time and a relentlessly damp atmosphere. Over there in the west things stay wet and rot and grow moss a...
Tuesday, June 23, 2015

A path of silver jellyfish

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So the unbridled outdoor life continues as the solstice passes and the midge bites irritate and the caravans trundle slowly, east to w...
Sunday, June 21, 2015

The bombing of Bing

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I accidentally stumbled back in time the other day and crashed into Bing Crosby's image as he was enjoying a quiet half pint of Tenna...

Swimming the Clyde

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Crowds gathered by the abandoned crazy golf range in order to view the aquatic spectacle that was unfolding before our tired eyes. The sun...
Thursday, June 18, 2015

The life of meaning

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As I've failed to fathom much about the meaning of life, (mine or anybody else's) I routinely collect quotations that in some way...
Wednesday, June 17, 2015

50 Greatest Prog Rock Albums?

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I do belong to that long lost and much lampooned generation who, for a brief moment believed that prog-rock was the unending answer to so...
Sunday, June 14, 2015

10 Foot tall man

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This piece of photographic history features my legs apparently but little else of interest. I enjoy playing the minor roles in these life...
Saturday, June 13, 2015

I dream of Dreamies

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  I'm so easily by influenced by TV adverts. I'm a simple soul really. I blame the Discovery Channel (Turbo) and the advertisemen...
Friday, June 12, 2015

Puzzled

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In many ways I remain perpetually puzzled by life and all that it offers, throws at, rains on, discharges or provides for me. Today it wa...
Thursday, June 11, 2015

Mission for the dead souls

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sometimes i wonder why i'm trapped into not writing things in lower case all the time like a proper artist or revolutionary polit...
Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Warmest

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On what has allegedly been the hottest day of the year (with many misshapen blokes spontaneously discarding their shirts and showing t...
Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Squirrels

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Summer has finally arrived in Scotland bringing with it those woodland vandals known as the squirrel contingent. When nobody is looking i...
Monday, June 08, 2015

Banana disaster

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Today has been the kind of day when you unpeel or unzip your breakfast banana and then promptly drop it onto the floor (in the kitchen at...
Sunday, June 07, 2015

Sexual Healing of sorts

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I woke up this morning to the strains of a marching band doing a perfectly loud and credible version of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing....
Friday, June 05, 2015

Look somewhere else for your stories

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Don't expect any clever or controversial opinions here, nothing is ever original, all I do is lift and plagiarise whilst caref...
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