impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Signs o' the times

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Truly, no orders for steak pies taken after December 27th. When your septic tank's soak away is blocked and disaster may be immine...
Sunday, December 31, 2017

Cruise around the sun

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Well, that's another one nearly over. All still looks pretty familiar and repetitive now that I've been round a few times. 
Saturday, December 30, 2017

The new year

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Note: End of year grumpy post coming up. The phrase "new year", with or without capitals, makes the introvert and the mean litt...
Friday, December 29, 2017

Smashburger

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Industrial light and magic. A Smashburger burger (not sure of the exact model), the latest eating sensation to hit Fife, all the way f...
Thursday, December 28, 2017

Photos of ghosts

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Number 2 in an occasional series: I inadvertently summoned up a ghost the other day, mid winter soup creation and a rushed kitchen seance....
Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Faces

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A bear with a split personality...from feisty pets. A free sample from the hotel for dead fish.
Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Boxing Day

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   #2017Acquisitions A cheeky wee 4 track EP inside our Xmas card from chums Impossible Songs @Johnbarclay1 and @alisongraham Top no...
Sunday, December 24, 2017

Happy Christmas

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Happy Christmas to all the people and to all the modern people. It never was the way it was or the way it was portrayed.
Saturday, December 23, 2017

Christmas Eve Eve

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Not even close to the nightmare before Christmas, no panic, mad crowds, traffic jams or chaos...the Christmas weekend arrives with a whi...
Thursday, December 21, 2017

Grandma was a fishwife

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But this isn't her. It's somebody else who looks similar. Grandma died in 1968 anyway so it's ancient history. Best to keep o...

Migrants

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The hotel for dead fish employs a lot of people that the above newspapers would describe as "migrants". I dislike the term just...
Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Dill

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Dill. What is dill anyway? If ever the North Koreans want to destroy us I'd suggest that rather than using nukes they use dill bombs....
Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Hotel for dead fish

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(Nothing to do with fishwives either). Back at work today, mostly on some kind of auto pilot. One that allows random whistling and the inner...
Sunday, December 17, 2017

New album

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This link may actually play the album / EP for you, the buttons above are just part of a dumb screen shot. Recorded in Germany in ...
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Sing along with Theresa

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"Everybody!... Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.  Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.  Kicking aro...
Saturday, December 16, 2017

Golden Time

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That time of day and year when you excel at John Bull printing skills and the land outside is bathed in a strange, ethereal winter's ...

Birds of the air

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Even the birds of the air and the beasts of the field will get a bit peckish from time to time and head around to your garden for just a ...
Friday, December 15, 2017

Detectorists

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The final episode of Detectorists has now been aired. Spoiler alert. The treasure was found but not in the ground. A tiny, well paced gli...

Today

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A slow still day by the river. Nothing happens. Everything is frozen in the cold and in the vice like grip of a Friday early afternoon. T...
Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Christmas tree card

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Superb Christmas card designed by my six year old grandson. It's just about perfect...not many things in this world  are.
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