impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Climbing up on Falkland Hill

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Lunch today up on Falkland Hill or maybe East Lomond, who cares? Nice sunny spots with views across Fife as you might expect. Strangely e...
Sunday, April 28, 2019

NQ

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Steps down to a watery place or up to a more agreeable and preferably drier one. Breakwater: Note no broken water to be seen. ...
Saturday, April 27, 2019

Hierarchy of incompetence

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Still life with oil tanker. For people who don't really know what they're doing I'd advise taking an occasional breath of fr...
Friday, April 26, 2019

That awkward 3681st post

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Another lost/misplaced/forgotten football. Whilst going through yet another period of critical self examination I am, as ever partially ...
Thursday, April 25, 2019

Monoliths and Sentinels

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Sneak preview of a stunning new exhibition featuring only simple items of Apple packaging re-imagined as apple packaging. No Appl...

Lost Footballs etc.

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Two lost footballs, lost in woodland and pretty much worn out. Rescue not possible. Devastation in central Fife, trees removed for ec...
Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Three birthdays and a trip to A and E

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So the weekend was a full one and it's Wednesday already and I've hardly had a moment. Somebody had a big birthday and others had...
Saturday, April 20, 2019

A bit late but...

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"In France a big old church burned down, there was gold left in the rubble, the big boys said they'd build it back up, a...
Friday, April 19, 2019

Oasis

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Unlikely but operating. .
Thursday, April 18, 2019

God's country

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Panorama: the location. Some say it's God's country, some say it's nothing to do with him, some say there is no God, some say ...
Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Danger: Home made sign

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This place is dangerous, if you don't believe me then check the sign. The old castle (or whatever it's technical, historica...
Tuesday, April 16, 2019

All those who are thirsty

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All those who are thirsty, abandon hope and drink from here. Your trials and tribulations are temporary, your physical ailments and imper...
Monday, April 15, 2019

Guinea fowl

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These birds are stupid, crazy and like to wander around in a crowd, scratching and clawing at the ground. They are not chickens, they don...
Sunday, April 14, 2019

Into the wild

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Our house is a very very very fine house etc. Beneath the rusting corrugated iron roof the reflected battered head of a worn out p...
Friday, April 12, 2019

Sympathy for the bees

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I've never been stung by a bee, just wasps, many wasps, many times. I forgive them. Bees seems more peaceful and generally have a goo...

Cairneyhill Crunch

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Cairneyhill Crunch is a local delicacy first made up in the 12th century by local monks from nearby St Margaret's Abbey and offered to...
Thursday, April 11, 2019

Nothing is satisfactory

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Nothing is satisfactory. Even a super massive black hole, impressive as it is and impressive as it is to have actually been found and photog...
Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Feeling discomfort

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Sometimes I think, "that's the kind of thing that could only happen in China/the Far East (or to be fair some other far away pla...
Tuesday, April 09, 2019

You can never put your foot in the same river twice

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It's coming on Christmas They're cutting down trees They're putting up reindeer And singing songs of joy and peace Oh ...
Monday, April 08, 2019

Chips

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Chips, just chips, nice crunchy ones, not too dry, not too moist, not too large a portion. Fish, battered again not greasy or chewy. Just...
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