impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Friday, May 31, 2019

View from the office

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Whilst the actual view from the office (which of course isn't an office) isn't bad at all, the imaginary one is slightly better. ...
Thursday, May 30, 2019

Hanging candles of Babylon

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Candles captured after eating a substantial lunch at the almost fictional "Pillars of Hercules" shop and cafe. The herb gard...
Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Lucky potato

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Thanks to another of those irritating Smack-Chat filters here's me making both a serious and stupid face whilst listening to Scottish...
Monday, May 27, 2019

Figures of fun

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Conflicted: I like the yellow Scotland and am not surprised by the dumb-ass Brexit blues in the south but not sure how exactly that corre...
Sunday, May 26, 2019

Guitar bingo

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Caught indoors on a rainy day? Why not have a nice game of guitar scale bingo? Simple to take part in and only mildly infuriating for all...
Thursday, May 23, 2019

Euro Elections

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As it's Euro Election day (nicely illustrated here by Cold War Steve (thank you)), I'm already planning my working day ahead and ...
Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Another trippy piece

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Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I've had some kind of dream but I can't recall it. There are just a few bits remaining a...
Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Trippy

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Applying a Snapchat filter to household locations results in (fairly predictable) amusing results. As if Jackson Pollock had decided to c...

Graves of the Covenanters

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Memorials and gravestones mark the violent deaths of bishops and covenanters in Fife. In fields and quiet woodland they illustrate the vi...

Cat reaction

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Good black cat Gif, for those that like that sort of thing.
Sunday, May 19, 2019

Eurotrash

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Madonna wears a Saltire eye-patch to show solidarity with oppressed countries etc. etc. Whilst I managed to avoid most of the Eurovisio...
Saturday, May 18, 2019

I've no idea...

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...where this strange little cartoon came from, I suppose the message is that all that is gold and sticky and glittery isn't necessar...

Baxter

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Some extra animal responsibility for me this weekend, it's been fun so far. Here he is, waiting patiently for the rain to stop so tha...
Friday, May 17, 2019

State of things

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One picture that pretty much sums up the present government's abject failure in everything. Some kind of funeral for "getting th...
Thursday, May 16, 2019

History

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History, it's not so tough: Old photos of 1920s Rosyth, a place I'm slightly embarrassed to have lived in whilst I'm stran...
Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Idiots guide to...

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Road bridges back to Fife: there are two, one for normal vehicles and one for public transport. Left for vehicles, right for public trans...
Sunday, May 12, 2019

Weekend Kitten

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This Kylo, he may be upside down, he may be the right way up. He's a kitten in a kitchen in Dundee. He's the kitten of the week a...
Friday, May 10, 2019

Future poltergeist

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Once I shuffle off from this mortal coil I'll need a new profession, my current staples won't do and the pension does not reach b...

Knobheads

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Despite their obvious democratic right (?) to post out fliers I feel slightly insulted to receive a personal  invitation from the Brexit ...
Tuesday, May 07, 2019

Hello John

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 A new (to me) motor has joined the fleet. It's an anonymous VW saloon, of a type once described by Jeremy Clarkson as "boring...
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