impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Monday, September 30, 2019

Black Metal Cat

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Here's our 2020 entry for the Black Metal Cats calendar competition. Quite an evil wee, "why so serious?" look she's ro...
Sunday, September 29, 2019

A thousand broadsheet obituaries

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This is nothing to do with the John Peel related tweet (above), a person I always liked but have kind of forgotten in recent years as my ...
Saturday, September 28, 2019

Money v Sense

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View from the lunchtime cafe table (not a Tesco cafe either).  Bulk buys for Brexit is a short (very short, very clunky) propaganda ...
Friday, September 27, 2019

Twitter Challenge

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Twitter Challenge: Share the first picture that comes up when opening Twitter then write something about it and today it's the cast ...
Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Wisdom of the Sphinx

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Number 1 in a very occasional series: "Measure twice, cut once". There you have it, now live the rest of your life in relative ...
Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Your own, personal, Eton

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Out in the sticks for lunch today I enjoyed "posh beans on toast" in a roadside cafe. A variety of kinds of beans, vegetables a...
Monday, September 23, 2019

Happy in the Haze

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And heaven knows I'm suffering from some severe graphical distortion of the vertical and horizontal type right now - along with added...
Sunday, September 22, 2019

Oktoberfest in September

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Garden apples. This may well be a heresy (and I'm maybe not 100% guilty) but I feel that this image is a reasonably accurate repre...
Saturday, September 21, 2019

No country for small biscuits

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The empire backs strikes: Once upon a time there was a British Empire. Half the world was rendered red in the pre-war Mercator Projected...
Friday, September 20, 2019

Dumb-ass

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Red Sky at Night: Generally this means that some Google Bot has been hyper-overactive with the filter juice and some other non-robotic d...

The truth about the Gelflings

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Ladies and gentlemen, the truth (about the truth about things) is that the Neanderthals were actually created by Jim Henson during a long ...
Thursday, September 19, 2019

A flash from the archives

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This turned up in my Twitter feed this afternoon, a photo I took over eight years ago at the football in Greenock. Somehow it surfaced to...
Wednesday, September 18, 2019

So last century.

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Another WTF moment over the Pacific Ocean. I know you've heard it all before but the god of Moses, Abraham and Isaac is dead. The fa...
Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Keep it for later

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I was intent on using the image above for today and I had hoped to keep the other two for later. "For later" is I now think, no...
Monday, September 16, 2019

Reasonably sized pockets

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Satisfying little things: The door pockets on Volkswagens are generally found to be of a size sufficient to safely hold a half litre of m...
Sunday, September 15, 2019

Breakfast of Champions

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This is not my beautiful breakfast: No, I simply stood by it for a short period of time as it crackled nearby in the pan. I would not dre...

Break Free

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"We'll break free of (?) the EU like the Incredible Hulk", says Boris apparently. This is just complete and utter rubbish an...
Saturday, September 14, 2019

Monster Munch

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An escapee from a garish multi-pack, the scourge of proper sizing and consumer understanding. We get what we deserve. Once upon a time ...
Friday, September 13, 2019

Rainbow Cake

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Yesterday: A day unlike others inasmuch as I ate some rainbow cake. Today I might eat some more rainbow cake. You can never tell how appe...
Thursday, September 12, 2019

Daleks v Skeksis

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Daleks: Ugly fascist totalitarian rulers. No mercy shown to enemies, no sense of humour, robotic bodies, squiggly innards, various alien ...
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