impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Wednesday, April 08, 2020

Inter-dimensional

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. Willow tree caught up in an inter-dimensional static and blueberry yogurt storm (brewing). Early morning al...
Tuesday, April 07, 2020

Staying positive

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I saw a #clapforboris tag on twitter: I certainly won't clap for BJ but I don't wish him any further illness either. That's i...

Bricks and Coffee

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In my spare time (which I seem to have plenty of) I collect psychedelic bricks. In less troubled times I'd be meeting up with fellow e...
Monday, April 06, 2020

Every motorway a garden

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An old inscription in the crypt of the monastery of Santa Lucia de Ponderosa in Galatia reads as follows (translated and adapted): ...
Sunday, April 05, 2020

Bike Ride

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Hurst Point under a bridge. Hurst Point headed for another. Like young and light headed characters from some Enid Blyton tale we rod...

Yesterday's Breakfast

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French toast and tomato with a light drizzle of brown sauce. Already more than 24 hours old, a fading memory (sigh); another day passed ...
Saturday, April 04, 2020

Another photo I didn't take

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A drug induced vision of a small corner of Edinburgh that isn't quite a corner and isn't quite Edinburgh. I've had a drink in ...
Friday, April 03, 2020

Neon Beard

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A portrait of the artist as a shriveled up prune of a person but with a useful atomic beard that lights up at night to enable easy bedtime...

Let's talk about Oreos

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"Distraction, distraction, distraction". As Tony Blair once didn't quite say, as far I know. Here's a pretty good snipp...
Thursday, April 02, 2020

Your own personal respite

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Following in the illustrious footsteps of the equally illustrious David Hockney I'm releasing an exclusive set of pieces of my own ar...
Wednesday, April 01, 2020

The Great Escape

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Various well chosen bricks form the stylish anti-cat wall. Just enjoy the textures. Trying to cat-proof a garden isn't easy. I thou...
Tuesday, March 31, 2020

It's going to be alright

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Yesterday's fractional rainbow, seen over the River Forth, round about tea time. Legend has it that Noah invented the rainbow after...
Monday, March 30, 2020

Drone footage placement

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From drone footage of the actual garden installation after the bulk of the work had been completed. Lockdown lowdown: Things have gotten...

Digital Disclaimer.

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Somewhere, sometime, out there along life's rich and golden path I just swerved by the milestone that measures up and registers 4000 ...
Sunday, March 29, 2020

Please use other box

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Every time I read this notice I read "Please use the other box". I can't quite understand why the person who made the sign...
Saturday, March 28, 2020

Excessive Screen Time Sickness

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My brave, new syndrome is really just an old chestnut of ongoing and disturbing human behaviour, "square eyes" as your fat...
Friday, March 27, 2020

100 Steps to Wellness

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Here they are. Try to use them everyday, let using them speed up your metabolism, break sweat, lubricate joints and so keep yourself well ...
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Thursday, March 26, 2020

Cats on Acid

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Self explanatory really, the clue is in the title. Things cat's get up to when you're not around...and cat's don't give a...

Strudel Challenge

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I already know that this isn't going to work out well, or at the very least be "correct". Strudel made with a mash up of in...
Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Goggles View

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London, March 24th 2020. Viewed through night vision Corona Goggles the British Army takes to the deserted streets ready for some proper Z...
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