impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Saturday, July 31, 2021

At the Barbers

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Overheard/addressed at the barber shop: As a young man Donald Trump was an early supporter of action against global warming but later change...
Friday, July 30, 2021

Ready Made Ambivalence

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When, in a peculiar serendipitous way you come across a photo that you somehow assign some kind of a more profound meaning to but then you s...
Thursday, July 29, 2021

Life's a long and complex song

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Dean Martin's crooning version is possibly the best, "Sweet, sweet, the memories you gave me," declare the luxuriant backing s...
Wednesday, July 28, 2021

One Plum

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After extensive tree husbandry, not to mention patchy care and sporadic attention, we're going to be rewarded this year with a single pl...
Tuesday, July 27, 2021

A Prayer

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"The great gods of  TV sport remain strangely ambivalent towards the BBC's hysterical but restrained coverage of whatever sporting ...
Monday, July 26, 2021

House Burning Down Underwater

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In the future, global warming, higher sea levels. An everyday occurrence.
Sunday, July 25, 2021

Sex Window

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Sex Windows: There is such a thing but it's not what you think and best not to Google it. See also Time Buckets, life balance, Parkinson...
Saturday, July 24, 2021

Glitch

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This product has received too many requests, please try again later.
Friday, July 23, 2021

Bottom of the Garden

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If you walk for long enough and far enough you eventually get to the bottom of the garden. Funnily enough I've never heard of anybody wa...
Thursday, July 22, 2021

Play the Mamunia side

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  I wonder if anyone ever called the Wings album Band on the Run, Bland on the Run? Maybe some irate reviewer who didn't bow down and wo...
Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Scotland: Daily Photo

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In Scotland, when it's warm we like to go outside and look around, observe activity and that sort of thing. So ... flowers in a hanging ...
Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Looking West

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Queen's View in July. A sunny day. Old people, confused tourists, people complaining about the parking, midges and the heat. 10:00 AM. L...
Monday, July 19, 2021

World's Hottest Cup of Coffee

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It's here, I found it, at Ballinluig Services in Scotland, the world's hottest take-out latte, undrinkable for a full fifteen minute...
Sunday, July 18, 2021

Insert Volcano Here

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Hringar úr Keltar og kóngar línunni okkar fóru með ánægðum viðskiptavini upp að eldgosinu! Fríða skartgripahönnuður. Our friends in Iceland:...
Saturday, July 17, 2021

Stray Happy

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From time to time I've considered trying to build a career as a ventriloquist, performing comedy and the like. I've never actually l...
Friday, July 16, 2021

Garage Conversion

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Nothing really, a photo converted to a burning inferno, where graffiti used to be, bots working for the common good of humanity. Breathe in ...
Thursday, July 15, 2021

Everybody has a mouth until they get punched in the plan

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"You've heard it all before but as you've never actually been punched in the mouth you don't quite get it,  but as for me, ...
Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Images from the East

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Never had a Yamaha motorcycle but I've had a few Yamaha guitars over the years. I don't really fancy this type of motorcycle to be h...
Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Recycle Bin

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Dear Windows Recycle Bin, Let me begin by saying that I'm sorry that I've neglected you for so long. I just tend to forget about you...
Monday, July 12, 2021

Wonders of the Internet #99

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  A feckin' bargain all day long, do you know how long it takes to make one of these and the time it takes to gather the materials? Then...
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