impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Daily Unicorn

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I spotted this rather battered old unicorn in a library garden yesterday. I presume it's one of the Scottish varieties of unicorn, a her...
Monday, August 30, 2021

Internet Winners

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I thought I saw this a few weeks ago on Twitter ... or did I? Monday morning, the gas boiler is behaving badly. Roll on Tuesday. When cat fo...
Sunday, August 29, 2021

Prayer for the Indigenous Scots

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Bringing down the lies of the corrupt monarchy system and the tyranny of colonial rule, one disfigured statue* at a time, according to the w...
Saturday, August 28, 2021

Gravy Lover

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It's true. Both of our cats love gravy. They also have cute little faces like the cartoon cat here, no the same long tongue though. They...
Friday, August 27, 2021

XXXX

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Naturally I was tempted to call this piece "The Empress Helena and her search for the True Cross". It's a title I've stole...
Thursday, August 26, 2021

Substantial Mushroom

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As we edge ever closer to self sufficiency driven by self imposed supply chain issues, the possibility of growing our own food arises. Somet...
Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out!

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RIP Charlie Watts, the coolest Rolling Stone and by far the best musician in the band (next best being Mick Taylor and next, next best being...
Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Garden

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I used to think that "Garden" was a good band name, probably as a result of over exposure to the Woodstock vibe etc. Pushing in on...
Monday, August 23, 2021

The Art of Food Snapping

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Looking terrible: Some/most home cooked foods just don't photograph well for me, this is a good example. Minced beef, onions, peppers, c...
Sunday, August 22, 2021

Nobody I Know

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  Ignore what's above. Apropos nothing: I may have come to point (and this point may be the rock bottom) where when I look at or hear fr...
Saturday, August 21, 2021

Self Medicating

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The mid-August Lurgy has struck me down this week. Having said that I'm still a high functioning vacuum cleaning expert and a regular op...
Friday, August 20, 2021

Accordion to Some

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Not currently for sale but can be perused freely here. Distorted and unoriginal art work featuring a bootlegged image of a musician and his ...
Thursday, August 19, 2021

Wheels of Fortune

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  If this was a YouTube Channel: "Stone circles don't have to be actual circles made of stone they can also just be circular pieces...
Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Lost Football with a Pig

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I understand that pigs are clever animals, unfortunately they taste good and of course they are not the easiest of animals to rear and handl...
Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Cocio since 1951

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Chocolate milk in a tin, nicely chilled, very few ingredients; milk, chocolate etc. All very simple. What's not to like there? Learn a l...
Monday, August 16, 2021

Alpaca Daily Photo

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The truth is that alpaca ownership is not the easy road we thought it might be. As newbies to the world(s) of these lovely beasts and comple...
Sunday, August 15, 2021

The Doors

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Interesting Doors. What's on the other side? No one knows for sure. That's true of all doors*. You just can't tell what you migh...
Saturday, August 14, 2021

Into the Light

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Meditations on spiritual matters for beginners: Follow the path into the light and then, without really thinking too hard about anything, yo...
Friday, August 13, 2021

Piano

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Dark studies in the eternal key of piano: An old friend and companion, maker of wooden music, mechanical and complex, solid as a rock, reson...
Thursday, August 12, 2021

Misheard Yoga

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The vital question that no one is asking is - is the extreme Connecticut accent complicating the already complicated science of Yoga? I susp...
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