impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Move to Bin

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More cheap art for the masses, or those who could actually care less: A rabbit that might be a dog sporting a rainbow hair style and extra l...
Sunday, August 28, 2022

Humble Plum Pie

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A good photograph of Peter Frampton and Steve Marriott of Humble Pie, not pictured Greg Ridley and Jerry Shirley. They were a messy, noisy, ...
Friday, August 26, 2022

Scottish Independence

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  Sometime in the future, when a new world order emerges from the soup, I predict that Scotland will see sense and will break away from bein...
Thursday, August 25, 2022

Painful Tattoo

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  "Once I got a painful tattoo, I'm reminded of it every time I go to the loo."  Leon Trotsky 1879 - 1940.    Something you wo...
Wednesday, August 24, 2022

ten nine eleven

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"Of all the many strange and whimsical songs out there floating in God's holy ether and entitled "ten nine eleven", this ...
Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Edinburgh Daily Photo

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Experimental piles of festering rubbish act as temporary art installations and health hazards all across the city. Nobody understands their ...
Monday, August 22, 2022

Rage and Dissonance

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  So what's wrong with the Velvet Underground and why are they irrelevant?  Nothing really wrong other than that they got old and so did...
Sunday, August 21, 2022

Velvet Plums

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It's been about 50 years since I last sat down and listened properly to an album by the Velvet Underground. In my head they burned brigh...
Friday, August 19, 2022

Last Days Selfie

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In the last days, there was little else to do so people just took selfies. Sitting in small groups under the brighter than usual blue sky, i...
Thursday, August 18, 2022

Swiss Army Knife

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I've had this Swiss Army Knife since 1988. The logo has worn away and the tools and blades are a bit beat up but it's still OK. I wa...
Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Seventeen Apples

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The obvious mistake of counting your apples before they're at all ripe: There's six in the picture, the rest are elsewhere on our sm...

Dull as Ditchwater

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If you've thirty pieces of silver, then sign up here Sabotage community, spread a dose of fear Make measly contributions, type your ...
Monday, August 15, 2022

Geranium Time

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Probably the shortest song in our vast back catalogue of short songs. I'm sharing this now, fully aware that the weather has just broken...
Saturday, August 13, 2022

Cat with a Feather on her Head

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Yesterday morning I opened the back door and there, on the mat, sat a cat, with a feather on her head. Her tongue was also sticking out, jus...
Friday, August 12, 2022

Burryman Friday

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  There was of course that one unfortunate year where they all got a bit carried away while making the costume. So today is Burryman day in ...
Thursday, August 11, 2022

Enjoying the Weather

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I can't say I'm able to fully enjoy this spell of hot weather. Maybe if I was elsewhere (Spain or Portugal etc.) it would seem OK. T...
Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Times

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That time I ate a Pot Noodle. That time we handed out leaflets. That time we were runners up in the pub quiz. That time the lady had an epil...
Tuesday, August 09, 2022

Don't Join Our Club

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Now I have to think of some content that goes with this picture I took at a nearby motorway service station car park. It's a detail from...
Monday, August 08, 2022

Football From Afar

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Pretty much the definition of football from afar. FC Edinburgh's Meadowbank venue is a disaster for the spectator. Full price tickets ge...
Friday, August 05, 2022

Air Kisses

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Nobody ever asked for this but you're getting it anyway.
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