impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Friday, September 30, 2022

Aldi Trekking

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  "Not in those shoes you're not!" Aldi Broxburn - Base Camp Diary: I'm on a trek thanks to my new trekkers, they're f...
Thursday, September 29, 2022

Magic

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Observations by other means: The use of special "fantasy sensitive" glasses or lenses gives Toadstool Town Two a slightly differen...
Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Toadstool Town Two

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  The great grey tendrils of fungi brain reach across the garden. The signal traffic can be quite intense. The instructions, garbled electri...
Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Wingnut Collection

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  A few completed DIY projects have left me with a surplus of useful wingnuts. I've never used the term "wingnut" as an insult...
Monday, September 26, 2022

Aberfeldy Daily Nonsense

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  Ducks in a duck pond. No ducks and it's just a pond. Black Watch Memorial: Once I did belong to them as a junior, more than fifty year...
Saturday, September 24, 2022

Wild Tales

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  The builders are back this week knocking lumps out of the back garden. It'll be fine by spring. Our cats are therefore housebound, the...
Friday, September 23, 2022

Nothing to do with Jackson Pollock

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These are not copies or originals, not even close. Some might call them tributes. Cheap tributes, easily done in a digital world. They are b...
Thursday, September 22, 2022

Edinburgh Daily Covid Vaccine Update

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  Edinburgh, the city with a masochistic appetite for self destruction under the guise of development. The development and flagellation neve...
Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Norman Rockwell: The Connoisseur

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This is great art in numerous ways but it was only constructed as a magazine cover, Rockwell's regular line of work. He was seen as an i...
Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Royal Family Theme Park

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  Now that the royal family and the deep state seem to have mastered the concept of queue management it only seems right that they should mo...
Monday, September 19, 2022

Cat of the Day

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Monday the 19th. Nothing much happening today, a few shops closed, people milling about, occasional buses grumbling by. The weather is decen...
Sunday, September 18, 2022

News Maggots

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The problem with news is there is a lot of it and that it has to be edited. This is understandable of course, we can only absorb so many fac...
Saturday, September 17, 2022

Anstruther Daily Photo

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  A sunny morning, the world is stirring but this spot seems far away from the stresses and strains and lies and platitudes circling in othe...
Friday, September 16, 2022

Grave Concerns

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  Artist's  impression only. Today would have been my mum's 100th birthday had she lived, so I took it on myself to go on a reflecti...
Thursday, September 15, 2022

Simulated Bumble

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In surveys (YouGov etc.) some people reportedly have expressed the wish to be reincarnated as a worker bee (though not to me personally) or ...
Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Rule of Thumb

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  Ever have the feeling that you're being silently observed? Looking around expecting to catch somebody and stare back at them but there...
Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Toadstool Town

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  Almost overnight Toadstool Town appeared in the garden. A new development. I should also say with any consultation or planning permission....
Sunday, September 11, 2022

Pimp My Alloys

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 Any time you like, hopefully for a reasonable price.
Saturday, September 10, 2022

Pittenweem Daily Photo

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  At large in Pittenweem in order to avoid the crowds and to fill the vacuum left by the ridiculous stopping of football fixtures and so on....
Friday, September 09, 2022

A Plague of Media Sycophants

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In the pub last as we started on our first round and raised our glasses I jokingly said, "God save the King". I accidentally sound...
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