impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Monday, October 31, 2022

Halloween Pumpkin Ideas

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Withering testimony and reality check from a pumpkin impersonator:  "I had considered spending the day disguised as a pumpkin and compl...
Sunday, October 30, 2022

Seasonal Greetings

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The day before the 31st. This pumpkin has already expired, one of the many that just didn't make the big day. Pulled too soon from the w...
Saturday, October 29, 2022

Medieval Times

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The clocks go back tonight. Nobody really knows why. We just do what we're told. It's something to do with farmers, school children ...
Friday, October 28, 2022

Strange Fruit

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The leaves are rotting and tumbling from the tree but those stubborn pears remain. A long summer in the pale sun, drying out and fattening u...
Thursday, October 27, 2022

Thank You for not Smoking

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Itchy ankles. A closed and closeted world that doesn't exist. Burning things and puffing smoke. Clubs and societies with devotees who ha...
Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Tuesday Ruby

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"Goodbye Tuesday Ruby, who is gonna hang a name on you? And when you change with every new day, still I'm gonna miss you." Jag...
Monday, October 24, 2022

Dram

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A nice wee golden glass of Scottish whisky. A dram. Very relaxing and the prelude to a good night's sleep but don't take my word for...
Sunday, October 23, 2022

The Lies Phones Tell Us

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Yes it's here sure enough, 14 minutes early.

Figure in Red

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The footy competition in the Scottish Seaside League goes on. This week we're in the municipal mega city known as Montrose. A lovely pla...
Friday, October 21, 2022

Ages of Consent

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Another year another birthday. What an unexpected surprise it was to my absent minded absent mind. I am however pleased to have reached an a...
Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Economic Solutions

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Sixty seven years of philandering and curiosity. No one knows how hard I worked to earn those 203 blue stars on eBay. "You lived what a...
Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Gasoline for Water

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In keeping with the great folk/blues lyrical singing traditions i.e. "I asked her for water and she gave me gasoline", I'm thi...
Monday, October 17, 2022

Older Fellow

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When you've got the builders in and one of them says that an "older guy" will be round tomorrow to do the rough-casting but wh...
Sunday, October 16, 2022

Blogger Stats

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Be of reasonable or even good cheer, your artificial searching is over and the numbers do not lie, most of the time anyway.
Saturday, October 15, 2022

Things of Power

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  Well that's Season 1 done and dusted. A lot of money spent and what's to show? Staggering but ultimately exhausting CGI vistas, gr...
Friday, October 14, 2022

Mad Not To

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This slid it's slimy, gravy coated way into my Insta feed the other day. I thought that these places might well have expired but no, Mad...
Thursday, October 13, 2022

My Collection

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  My taste buds and sensibilities are enjoying something of a renaissance these days. This has resulted in my collection of esoteric sausage...
Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Crepes al Fresco

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Good habits that are for one time only: My breakfast crepe, forged in the fire and hot steel of the Crepe Shack's woodland kitchen from ...
Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Tentsmuir Daily Photo

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  I've heard a lot about Fife's Tentsmuir forest and dunes but never visited it at all until yesterday. I was born a (longish medal ...
Sunday, October 09, 2022

South Queensferry Daily Distortion

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  As usual there are a number of daily Matrix glitches taking place here in SQ. Sometimes things just shimmer and shudder and disappear and ...
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