impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Monday, November 07, 2022

Nihilists for Nothing

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What Scottish people might say and might mean: "Yes" but with a slight tinge of "No really",  a pinch of "can't...
Sunday, November 06, 2022

Roll Up for Glasto!

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Roll up and get your Glastonbury 2023 tickets here, or not as the case may be. We live with the constant threat of disappointment, it's ...
Saturday, November 05, 2022

Here but not Created

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Studio Diary: A worthwhile day was spent in the recording studio yesterday. As ever I'm learning all the time. 9v power cables generate ...
Friday, November 04, 2022

Uncanny Valley

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  Parking this here due to my own personal forgetfulness and self doubt as once again I must enter the valley. I'm clearly not a robot o...
Thursday, November 03, 2022

Pleasure and Happiness

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The new old urbanism: A wet Wednesday evening. Shoppers are queuing to buy tat in glossy shops where the label and bag logo mean more than t...
Monday, October 31, 2022

Halloween Pumpkin Ideas

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Withering testimony and reality check from a pumpkin impersonator:  "I had considered spending the day disguised as a pumpkin and compl...
Sunday, October 30, 2022

Seasonal Greetings

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The day before the 31st. This pumpkin has already expired, one of the many that just didn't make the big day. Pulled too soon from the w...
Saturday, October 29, 2022

Medieval Times

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The clocks go back tonight. Nobody really knows why. We just do what we're told. It's something to do with farmers, school children ...
Friday, October 28, 2022

Strange Fruit

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The leaves are rotting and tumbling from the tree but those stubborn pears remain. A long summer in the pale sun, drying out and fattening u...
Thursday, October 27, 2022

Thank You for not Smoking

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Itchy ankles. A closed and closeted world that doesn't exist. Burning things and puffing smoke. Clubs and societies with devotees who ha...
Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Tuesday Ruby

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"Goodbye Tuesday Ruby, who is gonna hang a name on you? And when you change with every new day, still I'm gonna miss you." Jag...
Monday, October 24, 2022

Dram

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A nice wee golden glass of Scottish whisky. A dram. Very relaxing and the prelude to a good night's sleep but don't take my word for...
Sunday, October 23, 2022

The Lies Phones Tell Us

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Yes it's here sure enough, 14 minutes early.

Figure in Red

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The footy competition in the Scottish Seaside League goes on. This week we're in the municipal mega city known as Montrose. A lovely pla...
Friday, October 21, 2022

Ages of Consent

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Another year another birthday. What an unexpected surprise it was to my absent minded absent mind. I am however pleased to have reached an a...
Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Economic Solutions

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Sixty seven years of philandering and curiosity. No one knows how hard I worked to earn those 203 blue stars on eBay. "You lived what a...
Tuesday, October 18, 2022

Gasoline for Water

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In keeping with the great folk/blues lyrical singing traditions i.e. "I asked her for water and she gave me gasoline", I'm thi...
Monday, October 17, 2022

Older Fellow

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When you've got the builders in and one of them says that an "older guy" will be round tomorrow to do the rough-casting but wh...
Sunday, October 16, 2022

Blogger Stats

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Be of reasonable or even good cheer, your artificial searching is over and the numbers do not lie, most of the time anyway.
Saturday, October 15, 2022

Things of Power

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  Well that's Season 1 done and dusted. A lot of money spent and what's to show? Staggering but ultimately exhausting CGI vistas, gr...
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