impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

The Reluctant Juror's Day Off

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A whale oil and deep pastel based study into human emotion and bigoted resolve painted in 1947 by the legendary American artist and hair sty...
Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Apple

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I was checking our material on what's a fairly sluggish Apple Music account. Somewhere I rarely go. It's a mysterious on line place ...
Monday, January 29, 2024

Fundamental Facts for the Freak Bros.

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Apart from Fat Freddy and of course Fat Freddy's Cat who I can both remember, I can't recall the names of the other two Freak Bros. ...
Sunday, January 28, 2024

Bite the Hand

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Nothing new here: A common enough pastime around here is how we regularly bite the hand   that doesn't actually bother feeding us, the m...
Friday, January 26, 2024

Educational Advice

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From elsewhere in the purple ether: Say what you want about Rick and Morty but the line "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywh...
Thursday, January 25, 2024

Extra Large

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Amazon; forever on the Instagram push with odd and ridiculous suggestions. Other than caterers doing industrial sized portions of cheesy toa...
Wednesday, January 24, 2024

Impydomps Revisited

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After a twenty year absence the fearsome but fabulous Impydomps have returned to this blog. Created back then by my youngest daughter (who w...
Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Edinburgh Daily Photo

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A wet and windy January Monday, Edinburgh still looking pretty scruffy after all the end of year mayhem and activity. I have a sense that no...
Monday, January 22, 2024

Arctic Zombie Viruses

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I can't be the only one who read about this over the weekend and thought: "This is almost exactly how it should all end. A proper b...
Saturday, January 20, 2024

The Monkees - What Am I Doing?

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The chorus from this somewhat obscure old song (as above) has been going around within the tiny circumference of my head for most of this we...
Thursday, January 18, 2024

KIng Charles' Enlarged Prostate

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* The prostate of King Charles III has grown to truly regal size And if you're unfortunate enough to witness it You'll not believe y...

From China Eventually

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  Going out with a whimper followed by a surgically reduced bang. So I could've had an all electric Chinese Volvo but you know I just th...
Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Roll With It

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  This photo is not about the centre stage money box, which is looking empty as, quite naturally, we've now moved on to being a cashless...
Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Fairy Light Solutions

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Unsure as to how best protect your precious fairy lights from the claws of mischievous kittens? An easy life hack that resolves this matter ...
Monday, January 15, 2024

Food Photos

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Pasta, pesto, chicken, tomato and cheese (consumption in progress). There are strict rules about posting meal photos on social media: 1. Sho...
Saturday, January 13, 2024

All the Best Artists are Dead

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This isn't the genesis of a Grateful Dead related rumour: All the best artists are dead and all the mediocre ones remain stubbornly aliv...
Friday, January 12, 2024

Home Entertainment

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Future proofing: Thinking about getting a new and more stylish home multi media system. Something right up to date but still subtle and easy...
Thursday, January 11, 2024

Wire Cutters

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Modern dilemmas: When you buy some new wire cutters but you find that you need some wire cutters to remove the packaging from the new wire c...
Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Body of Water x 2

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"Innocently walking across a large body of water when I collided with a confused swan and nearly dropped my drumstick." Yet anothe...
Tuesday, January 09, 2024

Politically Off-Grid

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Soloing on a laptop that's now without a battery. Powered, I like to think, by ether sourced from some ancient star system's dust th...
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