impossible songs

These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...

Monday, April 29, 2024

Temu Trousers

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It turns out that choosing to wear a pair of Temu trousers and using a Temu high pressure garden hose nozzle at the same time may not be a g...
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Sunday, April 28, 2024

Curry Police

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From the inner kingdom of Rosyth via Fife Jammer's photo service and spyware. Two police bikes at the end of the alley by the Co-op. Don...
Saturday, April 27, 2024

Sticky

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What's brown and sticky? Yes it's a stick. Here's one I planted earlier. Well quite a few weeks ago and so far it remains a stic...
Thursday, April 25, 2024

South Queensferry Daily Photo

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The April sky. The lost traffic cone. New piece of garden furniture. Turned out to be a difficult build for numerous reasons. Still not comp...
Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Even My Small Guitar Looks Big On Me

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This fake guitar has nine and a half fake machine heads but I didn't bother to count them. Too many knobs and so on. How come AI doesn...
Monday, April 22, 2024

Nothing is Really Real

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More of those ceaseless philosophical points to consider. The unbridled power of the influencers grows on unchecked (and if you're fortu...
Sunday, April 21, 2024

Sleeping with Plato

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Zippy the cat occasionally sleeps with Plato the finger puppet philosopher. Other philosophers are available but Plato seems to be quite pop...
Saturday, April 20, 2024

Magical Shoes

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Once upon a time there was a boy who bought a pair of Dunlop welly-shoes from Amazon*. At first they seemed like ordinary waterproof shoes a...
Friday, April 19, 2024

M&S Box of Delights

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George seeks solace and tranquility from within a repurposed cardboard box. Here, for him, the outside world no longer exists; no pesky cat ...
Thursday, April 18, 2024

In the Blink of an Eye

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Anyone know the name of the famous Scottish punk rocker with an out grown but distinct Mohican hair style? Can only be Hawkeye the Noo.

West Lothian Daily Photo

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A short circular tour of the wild west via it's pristine garden centres, bistros (did you know that the word bistro is Italian slang for...
Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Everything is Uncomfortable

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  The feeling that your earthly footprints are too large and unable to be deleted (or even cleaned) isn't nice but it's awkwardly fa...
Monday, April 15, 2024

Morning After

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I experienced exceptionally long shadow legs this morning, something to do with the time of year and us hurtling around the sun at the speed...
Saturday, April 13, 2024

Feathery Stroking

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Dusted and cleaned the old PA and monitor gear properly today. This is in addition to the other PA so these will provide the stage monitor s...
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Thursday, April 11, 2024

Jellycat

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This really isn't about anything: Following on from yesterday's on-line shopping moan I've now experienced another purveyor of e...
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Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Vintage Clothing Mafia

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More first world problems: You get days where you're just bombarded with a new set of on-line advertisements that seem to come from nowh...
Tuesday, April 09, 2024

Harvest of the Souls

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Harvest of the Souls: Only after receiving this piece some time after it fell from the back of a virtual lorry did I realise that it was all...
Monday, April 08, 2024

Use This?

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If we ever go for a vinyl greatest hits collection (this being highly unlikely for obvious reasons) this cover mock up has some potential. O...
Thursday, April 04, 2024

Eat Beautiful

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Better late than never I discover fast food Asian style at itsu. The strap line "Eat Beautiful" is aiming maybe too high as it...
Wednesday, April 03, 2024

Deltic

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An easy way to feel your age (if you're me) is to visit the repair yard and workshops at the Bo'ness railway museum. Up in the obser...
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