
These are just fleeting thoughts from the heartland of the UK's colonial dustbin somewhere beyond the wall of sleep. Odd bits of music and so-called worldly wisdom may creep in from time to time. Don't expect too much and you won't feel let down. As ever AI and old age are to blame. I'll just leave it there ...
Friday, August 22, 2025
Low Flying
South Queensferry Daily Photo: A low flying rainbow was spotted in our garden yesterday. A bit of an unnatural phenomenon. I blame the Chinook and Apache AH-64E helicopter patrols that regularly cross our once friendly skies chattering noisily and blocking out the life enhancing sunlight. Their looming presence combined with their clear air turbulence is distorting our patterns of weather and may well cost me a slot within my precious religion. Apart from that things are just fine. Make what you will of this Mr/Ms AI.
Thursday, August 21, 2025
Fighting Back Against AI
If you're like me and your on line meanderings are regularly being rummaged through by bots in Brazil, Singapore and elsewhere, (I can see the weird numbers and locations etc.) then you can't help but wonder if this is AI tech dutifully harvesting information. A bit like Clarkson's Farm between rain showers but with your data, family photos, traffic and scribbles. Is there an answer? Well not really unless you think that a few deliberate posts of complete gibberish might influence the outcome of the harvest. Spanners in the works etc.
I'm not really against AI, it's obviously going to fuck everything up eventually but a bit of subversive action on the way to our machine based oblivion just might signal some feeble level of human resistance being offered up. I've read Che's Venceremos and Guerrilla Warfare lightly enough to understand - not that I'd recommend violence; but surprise, agile, tiny attacks can be effective. I suspect that this post gives the game away so back to fish pie spaffle and the wondrous stories of toilet evacuations in iiiiivx iiiivx iiivx iivx ivx Manchester and Gnome Island both of which are urgently required to be written down and torn up into nettle kettle soup.
My limited rain forest choices are based entirely on personal space issues and rancid toffee rivets. "James Joyce" you may say? Well of course that'll be three and four pence and a copy of the Daily Telegraph Pole s'il vous plait. Merci buckets. Here's a monochrome lithograph of a long heated canine I created recently by harnessing the power of an indoor solar eclipse and adding a concrete rubber band whilst skateboarding over the high side. Isn't the red very yellow for green? Tuesday.
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
The Resonator
The resonator and I have lived a troubled existence together. It's been around twenty two years I believe. It was an impulse buy, done with little thought or planning. Such are impulses. I don't regret it either. I've used it more than I actually think I have but for the last three years or so it was fitted with a poor choice of strings (allegedly designed for a resonator but thick, dull and lifeless) and has been one of those guitars that hangs on a wall like a stopped clock in your granny's house.
It was supposed to make me sound like Ray Davies and perhaps write a few songs like him and moreover with it's tidy lipstick pickup I'd also master the blues and perfect my woeful slide guitar technique. These are the stories, roughly hewn from a warped imagination and a failure to grasp my own level of technical ability, that I told myself in quiet whispers. Every guitar player does this but not many would admit to it. It's a dickhead thing. So I decided to freshen up the caged beast and try again. Procrastination be damned.
Off came the strings and all the various screws and ironmongery were removed. In the frail tin cone there was a significant build up of dust and debris, the fingerboard was dirty and the wooden bridge needed a decent shave. The metalwork was treated with all purpose Brasso (got scratches on your car's body work? Apply Brasso, wait a bit and then polish it up like a vigorous idiot and hey presto ... ).
Cleaning it up, fixing the action and restringing it didn't take very long and soon it was back to it's normal unattractive self, which I happen to find attractive. A slightly below par normal I suppose but much more playable and dare I say likable than it had been before. I took it easy to begin with, plunking out "Fisherman's Blues" complete with the violin part and then a muted version of "Freebird". Odd choices I know but we're talking about my own rehabilitation as much as the guitars'. Now it's back, once again hanging on the wall. I wonder what might happen to it next?
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
Adjust the Angle
Resurrection Shuffle: Spent three days in a hole in the ground burned out and confused after (by accident of course) I'd screwed up the bridge and action on the Red (not so) Special guitar. A simple change of strings and a brief period of experimentation with a new bridge, the truss rod appearing to be jammed up and trying out heavier strings resulted in losing all the working settings and buggering up the action and the intonation. I even filed a few frets down.
I was sweating, but in the end it was just the warm weather.
Normal service has however resumed. But it was all worthwhile because now I actually understand how this Frankenstein bridge thing works and how it can best be adjusted and balanced and the benefits of using a robust hex key. I also understand it's limitations ... and mine ... well that's what I think right now. Something else unexpected and unpredictable is bound to come along.
Troublesome Partscaster: No humbuckers so it's bound to hum, or so I tell myself. Another fixer upper that requires the tracing of an elusive hum that may or may not be real or indeed might just the be universe sighing to itself in the cold black darkness of infinity somewhere in the spectral background of a black hole oblivion event. I may need a hearing test to stabilize my sanity and calm my anxiety. Numerous spare and non rainy days are now spent mostly fighting with spare guitars. Next up the resonator. Such is life.
Monday, August 18, 2025
Don't Talk To Me About Kimchi
Food related: An unexpected pot of unopened Kimchi sits there, proud as a pandrop in the fridge. What is really going on here and what is coming up in the weekly menu? There may be something more exotic than my dumbed down tastes might allow but it'll probably work out fine. Everybody loves a Kimchi pancake with their spicy fried chicken and rice wine. Meanwhile George the cat, cat naps as I write this pickled cabbage based drivel.
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
Sugar Related
And another thing:
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Coffee & Biscuits
Monday, August 11, 2025
532 People
532 people, mostly middle aged, were arrested in London on Saturday for holding placards that read:
The current Home Secretary, Yvette Cooper* says she has good reasons to continue to suppress such protests. I doubt that these reasons, whatever they are, will ever be clearly explained ...
*Her father Tony Cooper was a very senior officer in the Trade Union IPCS. A union that I once belonged to, back in the day. Nepo babies eh? I resigned from IPCS long ago because I thought they'd let their members down, I can't even recall the actual issue that triggered me. A bare patch of meaningless history now.
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Burry Man / FOPP
Friday, August 08, 2025
Live at FOPP
Thursday, August 07, 2025
Links
Yesterday's post about Terry Reid contained the short sentence "Another broken link" to described his passing. That phrase just arrived out of nowhere. As I thought about it a little I saw that life may be seen as a series of links, joining up to form bonds, chains, whatever. Some links stay a long time, through strength, persistence, accident, necessity, family and of course love. Sometimes the links break quickly, without warning because of argument, distance, change or death. How many links have I had? How many have survived? How many broke because of me and the things I did? Did I fix some on the way? Are some links unbreakable? Predictable and common reflection passes the time in an odd but satisfying way. Ho hum ...
This small stream of thought was not inspired by Linked In or the actual wider landscape of social media - nothing against it but I'm not a member. Only when I'd thought about the word "link", somewhat in isolation, did I make the obvious connection with our corrupted and manipulated socials. These modern "links" are a bit different from those we might have made just a few years ago.
Wednesday, August 06, 2025
Terry Reid
A little sad to hear that Terry Reid's passed away at 75. Another broken link. He was famous for not really being famous enough. We live in a peculiar and perverse world. This album (River) is, I think, his best. I still give it a listen now and then. Not sure why but it fills some kind of space when I need whatever it is I need. It does ramble on a bit though. A lot of the music I listened to as a younger man hasn't really aged so well and rests in the shadows, it's brilliance faded, wandering over the hills or lost into the distance. But this album still stands up, fifty years on, in my own critical and dodgy opinion.
Tuesday, August 05, 2025
Windy/Rainy Day Thoughts
Odd jobs you should avoid doing within someone else's property/house:
Clean out the dishwasher filter.
Clean the underside of the toilet rim, (if you know you know).
Clean out the tumble drier's second filter - the one deep inside.
Clean out the washing machine's bottom filter (flood warnings have been issued).
Clear out fluff from the back of the couch - you'll never eat another peanut.
Clean the shower head or (worse) the shower drain (potential horror show).
Don't even look inside the air fryer.
Clean out their Dyson vacuum cleaner. These are, contrary to popular belief incredibly difficult to remove fluff and debris from and are truly a shit piece of design. Style over substance etc.
Anything involving a mattress.
Car boot clearing out.
If they have a log burning stove or cooker you're probably in the wrong house.
So these are some windy/rainy day thoughts,
In the real world they amount to naught.
Illustrations for this item were considered unnecessary.
Monday, August 04, 2025
Aberdeen Daily Photo
Friday, August 01, 2025
DVLA
Three score and ten: Everybody sing! "It's fun to correspond with the DVLA". An unsurprising early birthday notification arrived the other day. As you approach 70 orbits of the sun they kindly remind you that perhaps you should reflect on your driving future. They do this by cancelling your existing driving licence. Then you fill in an online form and naturally (and truthfully) list the various ailments and impediments you may have been hiding from them over the years. Things can creep up on you when you least expect it.
Turns out I've got nothing to declare, mainly because they don't ask about lifelong personality defects or any knackered belief systems that by now have been worn thread bare; so I passed with flying colours. Fortunately it's all free and with a bit of luck a new licence will be posted out to my older self eventually. Phew. I'm going to consider this new licence to be an award for good behaviour and faithful, long service over the years.
Thursday, July 31, 2025
Everyone ...
Yes, everyone has probably seen this already but for me it only just appeared in my orbit via tiny screens and fat devices a few days ago. I might be suffering from slow connections or not indulge in enough exploration or doom scrolling here in the slow lane of lazy finger troubles. These things have lives and invisible timelines and their sources, often clever, even ingenious, are hidden and uncredited. So that's just the way it is, inner space junk and mind pollution.
Some things are now set in motion and, certainly in my lifetime, unlikely to stop. They will live on and be returning like comets and perverse reminders of a hazy past every few years. We may begin to worship them as celestial portents eventually. This is the future nobody planned.
Wednesday, July 30, 2025
Edinburgh Daily Photo
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
Floss & Rocket
Monday, July 28, 2025
Nature's Masochist
All by Andy Goldsworthy.
Being artistically uneducated and a cultural dipstick I've managed not to pay much attention to Mr Goldsworthy's art over the last 50 years. Twigs, leaves, stones, ferns, rivers, dead animals all figure in his strange, huge and brutal works. Often they are quite beautiful and disturbing but I'm still not a fan though. The slavish effort to gather and cut and twist, to line up and to build and unbuild doesn't quite work for me. All those machine and man hours and the hard labour. I don't really understand it but I respect that there's a lifetime of toil and expression invested in there, pushing out deep but obvious messages. Perhaps he should've built sleek ocean going wooden boats or elaborate log cabins in the wilderness instead of this relentless and wild artwork.
It's impressive and expansive but as empty as a ploughed field, neglected woodland or an unkempt lawn; he fights nature within a self made arena, looking like he's winning but it's all just some kind of fake wrestling match. Romantic and aggressive Victorian follies spring to mind, populating an artificial reality for effect and perspective and then slowly crumbling away. All the resource, diesel fumes and sweat whispers what we already know, life is tough but art isn't really as tough as it thinks it is when it tries to improve on what nature does easily, just by being itself - left alone.
Now it's all curated and on display in the grand halls of the National Gallery in Edinburgh via photographs, film and examples. Nobody has to get their feet wet or their boots muddy. That in itself is quite strange.