Overheard/addressed at the barber shop:
As a young man Donald Trump was an early supporter of action against global warming but later changed his tune.
Only pepper a steak after it is cooked. Pepper burns and should be the last thing you add during frying steak. Steak and chicken need to "rest" after cooking.
The army always include curry powder in their ration packs to pep up leftovers and other bland foods.
Joe Biden is being played by an actor as the real Joe Biden has Dementia.
Hair clipper manufacturers only provide cheap electric cables with their items so they can resell overpriced spares when the originals get tangled and broken. Also covering a clipper with Elastoplast provides a better grip in the warm weather. Why are rubber sleeves for trimmers and clippers not available?
It's easy to confuse TV show Dragon's Den with the Apprentice. (?)
Why are Fridays no longer busy but Thursdays (and the mid week in general) now are?
There is no such thing as a firm price for a haircut.
You cant estimate anyone's age these days.
I wouldn't watch Celtic.
Older bikers are always offended by offers to trim their eyebrows.
Viagra is available on prescription - making it free in Scotland.
Lidl stock the best value wines, bleach and male grooming products. All their stores are "massive". ("I've got their Quick Noodles for my lunch. I know it looks like pizza but it's noodles").
One of Scotland's top surgeons, an Asian chap, was in here the other day and he told me ...
You should not attempt to cut hair and solder electrical items at the same time.