World of Spam

An everyday occurrence: So glad to hear that you're about to block my account over that app/storage/anti virus thing/delivery that I neither have nor asked for and know nothing about. The same one that you'll appreciate never existed. All this means that despite never requesting whatever I can now never use, for a purpose I clearly didn't have, I have also failed to pay your imaginary bill and I've failed miserably to make the most of all the services that your weren't actually offering at all. You didn't even bother to list them either. So something that didn't actually begin, with no content or identity, has now finally come to an end, assuming that I can believe you that it is coming to an end. So please go ahead with it all being deleted, paved over, engulfed by flames or whatever final act you threaten me with but don't actually have the capability to carry out. 

I understand that all of these veiled threats are just your money making imaginings which are all attempted fraud or criminal deception of some kind. If you are a person you're not a good person, what you intend to do by trying to fool me isn't legal, it's all a scam. Perhaps you're only some AI script that's just gone wrong and rogue. I don't know. I think there could be a faceless creator hidden in there somewhere. As I've done wearily for I don't know how long, I'll just delete your message but fully understanding that another one will pop up shortly, possibly from you or perhaps not. The messages will continue to be generated. There, that's how it is and neither of us will be worn down. By the way I have no significant assets to offer but I do own a crumpled T-shirt with a jolly sardine motif, it's one that I rather like.