31st October: The wreckage of a Tim Horton's breakfast. Fast food wrappings. It seemed to cost £1.69 though there was a little more to the pricing structure - a free breakfast with a hot drink. But wait, this not a food review and I've no complaints about TH, it is what it is. Ignore the various food themed pictures that appear on other pages too. Those ready meals and stir fry chicken compositions are of no significance. They simply exist to mask dark secrets. There you have it. However I am not at liberty to reveal anything due to a long standing and reasonably lucrative contract I once made with the Devil (himself). None of that makes me all that bothered about Halloween either, that's just for the dull muggles and the deluded. You're being played. Enjoy your evening. We're not really watching you so calm down.
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