What to Panic Buy

 

LESS FAT** HALLOUMI -MADE IN CYPRUS

Traditionally hand folded for a unique texture.

30g of cheese

Saturates

Energy 316kJ 76kcal

Fat

5.1g

7%

3.5g

18%

4%

Vegetarian

Suge

of the reference intake

Typical values per 100g: Energy

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Ho hum. Some advice if you're captivated by our illustrious government's achievements but want to carry on living. Clearly they don't understand a thing about modern supply chains (those things that will collapse in about three weeks), logistics or industry, but no matter (and they are in full Brexit consequences denial mode) it's all part of the plan. Meanwhile our BBC News pals play along and stage manage all the "unacceptable" stories so as not to upset the common people.

So stay ahead of the problem by panic buying and hoarding large amounts of tasty Halloumi from Cyprus. It lasts forever, well a year or more and apparently it's the cockroach of the cheese world. If you stockpile some you'll survive the food riots and you'll thank me ... eventually.