Never held to account, never wrong, never close to the truth. 😉
Keypads are included in the term keyboards. Bots are not.
Upgrade and enhance your Twitter or Facebook profile by simply replying to any post you deem to be worthy with the simple term "Shit Show".
Engage with the sorry world of the Spammer and offer support and counseling so that they might see the errors of their ways.
Like and share. As you might do with your money or your food or perhaps your partner.
Caught in a Phishing scam? Not much you can really do about that. Try sticking with face to face contacts in future.
Please don't respond to Facebook quizzes and posts that ask for your opinion or how you'd try to solve a maths puzzle unless you really know the answer.
Too good a bargain to be true? Buy it and tell all your friends!
Click-bait can be an easy to access form of wholesome entertainment if you're bored.
All the actual "news" the BBC chooses not to report or broadcast is held in large vats located underneath the Houses of Parliament. Researchers will be able to access them from 2099 onwards.
Click "Shop Now" on Instagram even if you have no intention of shopping.
English or American English spell check?
Don't forget to enter all those "free" prize draw competitions. You've nothing to lose.
An alert from the Daily Mirror.
Speaking generally I don't really like things. A milder, less specific alternative is required.
Please insert code for a discount ... err.
Ask Google.
I've lost count of how many Tweets I've not seen.
Someone is typing ...
"For some reason Dominic Cummings always reminds me of the Apostle Paul. I imagine they've never been seen in the same room." This has never been said by anyone ever before .
The weather in your area ...
Released with free bugs.
Using on-line things for free and then complaining about the service.
And your location is?
Sound on. Watch till the end.
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