Coffee & Biscuits

In Popular Culture - No 23 in an occasional series: 

Today's "5 Minute" art and language presentation focuses on interpretations and themes inspired by the classic Fife saying "coffee and biscuits" (edit).  Here are two stirring examples of it's place in the Kingdom's vernacular, revealing patterns of usage and applications that we may find: "If you don't tidy your fucking bedroom it's coffee and biscuits for you"  and"Get yer arse aff that couch or it'll be coffee and biscuits time." The term may have originated from use as a parenting tip developed to encourage one's offspring in times of family stress or high social activity/anxiety.

The two visual keys above, entitled "Coffee" and "Biscuits" respectively, show the less abrasive sides to the popular phrase's use. These were rendered as live action image captures via the "Shopping bag cam app" at Kirkcaldy bus station using the broad daylight method developed in Australia by a team of AI AIs. All participants were willing volunteers. Signed copies are available on and via Google Play from Risotto International. Please provide your bank/credit card details in the comments in order to fully participate in this fake enterprise and meaningless study.