Windy/Rainy Day Thoughts

Odd jobs you should avoid doing within someone else's property/house:

Clean out the dishwasher filter.

Clean the underside of the toilet rim, (if you know you know).

Clean out the tumble drier's second filter - the one deep inside.

Clean out the washing machine's bottom filter (flood warnings have been issued).

Clear out fluff from the back of the couch - you'll never eat another peanut.

Clean the shower head or (worse) the shower drain (potential horror show).

Don't even look inside the air fryer.

Clean out their Dyson vacuum cleaner. These are, contrary to popular belief incredibly difficult to remove fluff and debris from and are truly a shit piece of design. Style over substance etc.

Anything involving a mattress.

Car boot clearing out.

If they have a log burning stove or cooker you're probably in the wrong house.

So these are some windy/rainy day thoughts, 

In the real world they amount to naught.

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