Rainhead, raintown, raincountry, raincontinent, rainworld, rain universe. Well not exactly but it sometimes seems way when you've the snuffles, the sneezes and it's raining most of the day.
So, in a bid to break my listening patterns (for the better) I spent the afternoon driving out to St Andrews listening to more medieval music (the tunes are all very short and kind of clipped). The theory being it's a purge for my listening system (ears) and habits that might remove the scars from the sycophantic afternoon pap on most talk radio and the dreary music elsewhere out on the daytime "music" spectrum. Well of course a lot of medieval music is dreary too, kind of tuneless, modal and simple but in it's day it delighted the crowned heads of Europe and provided a backdrop to courtly ceremony and gatherings. It's really strange to think about that and how it must have all been, scratchy and wooden. Like having bad buskers practicing in your house whilst complete strangers came and went, quaffing your ale and stealing your sheep. But there is something nice about it, something raw, clumsy and very human (as human as you can be whilst the royal court looks on). These guys were doing their level best to entertain and also avoid disapproval and who knows what as a punishment. You can sense that they'd like to add fun to the mix but at the same time not cause offence or an upset. It's strained and all a bit tense. At any moment the Spanish Inquisition might well burst in and fracture your lute, poke you with your flute and then cast you into a pit with irons around your ankles. All for a bum note or a burst string that can't be fixed until you kill a passing cat. Then there's the general disapproval of the mighty church and it's officials to contend with. Tough gig.
Everything's gone medieval these days, or at least it's headed that way. Forget civilization and the renaissance, forget science and progress, forget listening and being reasonable. We're back to wooden heads and wooden music in a pre-enlightenment loop. "Burn down the ballot boxes and hang the reasonable people" say the disagreeable people. Well the wooden music's OK, the wooden headedness takes a bit more getting used to. I liked it better when there was a bit more tolerance and democracy, less arguments about vaccinations and indicative votes and sugar was a reasonable enough ingredient. It only seems like yesterday, now nobody can agree about anything (not sure when people actually agreed about stuff but it must've happened at one time in recent history). Yesterday everything also turned into April, didn't see that coming.
...there's more than a few problems in Scottish football. Firstly the guy that throws the punch doesn't get sent off there and then (or arrested) and the guy that took the punch is an infamous wind up merchant who goads the (stupidly dumb) opposition until they crack. He then plays the victim. Actually I take all that back, this is in fact a sophisticated populist drama, as written by William Shakespeare and illustrated by Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko back in the golden days of Marvel Comics. As you were; it's high art, we're all just watching it in the wrong venue and viewing through the wrong medium.
In the case of this post the title is even more irrelevant than usual. Big Issue? Killer Bunnies? I just liked the way the words meshed, the usual story. Interesting titles don't make for interesting blog reading and, I'm pretty clear on this, this isn't all that interesting reading. Basically it's an experiment in art and drivel that began many years ago and has run, sporadically and inconsistently since. It's a strange compulsion, a cathartic exercise in the recording of the important and the absurd, in no particular order. The Big Issue cover is there because a) I just bought one and b) the artist himself congratulated me on my purchase.
This of course brings me on to the depiction of "killer bunnies" in medieval artwork, it was a thing then, nobody is quite sure why. They appear as doodles and pre-cartoon cartoons in the margins of manuscripts. Perhaps it was simply for comedic effect. For some reason the art world has chosen not to repeat it despite the many circles and cycles of creativity that have wormed their way around our universe. Maybe it's the next big thing. Patreons look out.
Odd urban artworks: Why do people put home made "arty" bike things up in their gardens? Asking for a friend.
The broken concrete and stone skeleton of the old tidal swimming pool at Pittenweem, Fife. Obviously abandoned for some time but strangely it probably wouldn't take much to get it back in order. Sea water swimming is popular here and there (not with me) and it could be done safely (?) in this pool, for kids mostly. Anyway it won't happen. I did like to imagine how it might have been with seats, boards and steps, an ice cream booth and some primitive changing areas, back in the day this was all a big deal around the coastal towns. Maybe Brexit stay-cations will bring some of these places back, but only for the brave.
A few minutes after wandering past this pool I bumped into local lad Phil Jupitus and had a brief chat, mostly reminding him of our glorious victory in the "Rip it up" Pop Quiz late last year. Funnily enough he was busy making up arty prints from card and seaweed. Who knew that this was a thing?
Here's a list of some words and numbers I've been using recently:
£5, 100 metres, 100 years, 1000 years, 10cc, 11 plus, 16, 1797, 17th Century, 1955, 1960s, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1971, 1973, 1974, 1980, 200 years, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2049, 3D, 4 tracks, 40 years, 44, 48 years, 4th July, 4x4, 50, 60s, 62, 70s, 80s, 90, 911, 99%, 996, 9th April, A space odyssey, A985, AA, Aberdeen, abject failure, above, absolute, absurd, accident., accidents, acid, actions, actress, admin, Admiral, adult, advertisments, advice, affected, Africa, aftermath, age, ageing, AI, aimed lower, Air Kisses, airbrushed, aired, airport, airstrike, AL, Alan Partridge, Alaska, album, albums, Aldi, alert, Alexia, Ali, Aliens, alive, all seeing, all year, allan keys, alone, alpacas, alternatives, Amazon, ambient, Amelia, amen, America, Amey, amps, analogue man, ancient, android, angry, angst, Angus, animals, ankle, annual, anonymous, Anstruther, ants. leaves, anxiety, anymore, app, apple crumble, apple juice, apples, april, Arctic, arena, areoplanes, Argus, arrow, arse, art, Art Deco, art school, art shop, artisan, artist, artistic, arty, as seen, asian, ASMR, aspire, asteroid, astro turf, Atlantic, aubergine, auction, Audrey Hepburn, August, austerity, Austin 7, auto, autograph, autumn, avacado, avoid, awards, awful, awkward, axe, axis, Axl, Aztec, baby, back, bacon, bacon roll, bad, bad day, bag, balancing, ball, Ballard, ballet, banana, Bananarama Fran and Anna, bandage, bandcamp, Banff, bangers, bank card, bankrupt, banks, barbecue, barber, barcodes, barren, base, basement, bases, basket, Bath, battery, battles. 2019, BBC, BBC2, BBC4, BBC6, beach, Bear, Beard, beards, bearing, bears, beasts, Beatles, Beck, beef, beeps, beer, bees, Beetlejuice, beetroot, being idle, being tall, being watched. FBI, believe, below, Ben Nevis, benign, best group, better, better hearing, big, Big A, Big Bang, Big Heads, big money, big screen, bigger plan, bike, Bilbao, bingo, bins, bird, bird feeders, bird house, birds, birthday, biscuit, black, black and white, Black Friday, black hole, Bladerunner, Blair Witch, blame, bleak, blemish, bloated, blockage, blocked driveway, blog, blogging, blood, blood donor, BLT, blue, blue sky, blue tits, blue tooth, blues, BO, boat, Bob Dylan, bold, bollocks, bollox, bonfire, bonus, Boo, book, books, BOOM, bored, bot, bots, boulders, Bournes, bow, bowling, Box, break, breakdown, breakfast, breathe, breeding, Brewdog, Brexit, bricks, bridge, bridges, Bridget Bardot, brilliant, Britannia, British, Brits, broccoli, broken, Broons, bruise, Brunel, brush, BT, Bubble Tea, Buddha, Buddhist, budget, buffoons, build up, builders, building, buildings, bulk, bullet, bully, bunny, burger, burgers, burn, burned out, bus, bus pass, bushfire, business, business model, busy, butterflies, butterfly, button, buy, buying, C&W, cabbage, cactus, Cadbury, cafe, cafes, caffita, Caird Hall, cake, calm, Cambridge Analytica, cameras, Canada, canal, cancer, candidate, candles, cane, Canon, cans, car, car ferry, car wash, caravan, cards, care, career, careful, cargo, carry out, cars, cartoon, cartoon dog, cassettes, cat, cat cafe, cat chicken, cat face, cat flap, cat food, cat photo, catfood, cats, cauliflower, caves, CBQ, CD, Cds, celebs, central heating, Central Scotland, centre, chair, chance, change, chaos, chap, chapel, charger, charity, charlie, cheese, chemicals, cherries, chicken, childhood, children, chilli, chilly, chimney, Chinese, chips, chocolate, choice, chorus, Christ, Christmas, church, CIA, cider, cinema, citrus fruits, city, civilisation, Clapton, class, classic, cleaning, cleanse, clearing, clench, clever, cliff edge, climate, clingfilm, clocks, clocks go back, clouds, clunkers, clutter, coast, cocaine, cockletrees, Coconut, coconut oil, coconut water, code, codes, coffee, cognitive dissonance, cogs, Cohen, coins, cola, cold, Coldwar Steve, collage, collections, colony, Colorado, colors, colour, colours, comedy, comet, comic art, comics, comment, common sense, compliant, complicated, composition, compost, conceptual, confidence, conflict, confusion, connections, consequences, contemporary arts, content, contest, context, contradictions, control, conversations, cooking, cool, cooler, cops, cosplay, Costa, costs, cottage industry, couch, council, countdown, cover, Cowdenbeath, coy, crabs, crack, Crammond, Cranberries, crane, crayfish, crayons, crazy, creaking, cream cakes, creation, credit card, creepy, creme brulee, criminal, crisp, CRM, Croatia, Crombie, Crombie Point, crop, Crossing, crow, crowdfund, crowds, crows, cruel, cruise, CSN, Cubase, Culross, culture, Cumbernauld, cup holder, curds, curiosity, curse, cut, cyberman, cybermen, daffodils, daft, Daily Mail, Daily Pallet, daily photo, Daily Planet, Daily Spacecraft, Dalai Lama, Dalgety Bay, Dali, damage, damp, dance, dancing, Dang, dangerous, Danny Boyle, dark, Dark Age, darker, darkness, Das Boot, data, dates, David Hepworth, day, daylight, days, dead, deal, deals, death, decaf, decay, December, decluterring, deep, deer, deluded, Denmark, dennis hopper, dentist, depression, design, destination, destiny, devil, diamond dolls, die, diesel, diet, difference, digital, dill, dimensions, direction, dirty, Discovery, dishwasher, dislocation, Disney, ditch, DIY, django, djembe, doctor, documents, dodger, dog, dog walkers, dogfood, dogs, dogwalkers, doing nothing, dollars, Dolores, don't go, Donald Fagen, donuts, Doodle, doodles, doors, doorway, double, downloads, Dr Who, dragon, dram, drama, drawings, Dreamies, dreams, dress, drift, drink, drone, drowned town, drugs, drum, drum machine, drums, drunk, drunken, drunks, Dry, dry mouth, drywall, Dublin, duke, dull, Dunbar, Dundee, Dunfermline, Dunmore, dust cloud, DVLA, dwarf planet, dyno-rod, early morning, earth, east, East Neuk, Easter Eggs, Eastern, easy, Easy Rider, eat them, eaten, eBay, echo chamber, economy of scales, ECU, Eden, edge, Edinburgh, Edinburgh daily photo, education, effects, effort, eggs, Egypt, Einstein, Eire, Ekaterina, election, Electorate, electricity, elements, elsewhere, emails, embedded, emergency, emotions, empty, Ena Sharples, end, endings, endless evenings, enegry, energy, engineering, engines, England, english, enjoy life, enterprises, envy, EP, epiphany, episode, equations, equator, error, errors, escape, etc, eternal, eternal youth, Etsy, EU, Europe, Eurovision, evaporated, Eve, evening, everyday things, evil, evolution, exhaust, Exhibit, exhibition, existential, exits, expected, experiences, expiry, eye, fabric, Facebook, faces, fact, factory, fail, failure of components, fairy lights, fake, fake news, fakes, fall, family, fans, fantasy, far east, farewell, farm shop, farm shops, farmers, fashion, fast food, fat, fat guy, fat-berg, fate, faults, fear, fee, feeders, female vocals, feminist, fence, Fender, festival, fete, Fibonacci, fibre, fiction, field, fields, Fife, fifty, figs, film, films, finance, fine, fine art, fire, Fire and Fury, firelighters, fireworks, first world problems, Firth of Forth, fish, fishing, fit, Fitzcarraldo, fiveguys, fix, flakey, flares, flat earth, flat white, flavour, flawed, Fleabag, float, flowers, floyd rose, fluid, FM, food, foodbanks, footballs, footering, forgetful, formation, forms, Forth, Forth Bridges, forts, found, four days, fourths, foyer, fracking, fragile, France, Fraser Drummond, freak, free, freedom, freelance, freezer, freezer bags, freezing, French, French toast, frenzy, fresh, fresh breath, Freud, Friday, fried egg, friends, fright, fritter, frozen, fruit, frustration, FT, fuck all, fun, funeral, fungus, funky, funny, future, Future Islands, G spot, gables, gallery, Game of Thrones, gantry, Gap of Dunloe, garage, garden, garden centre, garden storm, Gary Numan, gate, geese, genius, genre, German, Germany, germs, Getty, Ghibli, ghost, ghosts, giant, giant. goose. crow, gibberish, gif, GIFs, giggles, giggling, Gimme Shelter, Ginger Baker, glare, Glasgow, glass, glasses, Glen Esk, Glenrothes, glitch, global, global warming, gloom, gloomy, glorious, glory days, glossy, gloves, glow, glowing, gluten, Glynis Johns, go, goat, goats, god, goddess, going out, gold, golden time, Goldfrapp, gone, good health, good old days, good weather, google, gorilla, GoT, Goth, government, graduation, graffiti, Grammys, grannies, grapes, graphic, graphs, grass, graves, gravity, graze, greasy spoon, Great Pumpkin, greed, greedy, Greek, green, green laser, green tea, grey, grizzly, Groot, groups, grout, grumble, guilt, guilty, guitar, guitar serial number, guitars, gulls, Gumtree, gunge, gunk, guns, gutter, gutters, GWR, hack, haggis, hair, haircut, hairy, Halley, hallowed, hammock, hands, hangovers, happiness, happy, harbour, Harbour Lane, Hardy, Harpo Marx, harvest, hats, hazy, head bumps, head injuries, headstone, health, heard, heart and soul, heat, heating, heaven, heavy, heavy metal, hedgehog, height, heights, hejira, helicopter, hell, Helleborus, help, Hemingway, Hendrix, herbal remedies, herbs, heritage, herring, Herzog, hi-vis, high tide, highland, hills, hip hop, hipster, hissy, history, Hitchens, hmm, hold back, holding list, holiday, Holloway, holy spirit, home, home grown, honest, honey, honking, hope, Hopetoun, Horn, horses, hospital, hot, hot dogs, Hot Rats, Hot weather, hotel, Hotspur, House, houses, hover, how i hate, Howson, huddle, human, humanity, humiliation, humour, hunger, hungry, hungry cat, Huxley, hypnosis, ice, ice wall, Iceland, icy, ideas, IKEA, image, images, immature, immune, implants, Impossible Planet, impossible songs, impossibles, impossiblesongs, imposters, IMS, IMS Bearing, in another world, incontinence, independence, Indian, indie, industrial, industry, INEOS, infusion, injury, injustice, ink, inlet pipe, insane, inside, inspiration, Instagram, instructions, interaction, internet, internet art, internet failure, interview, intrusive thoughts, iplayer, Ireland, iron, iron mask, ironic, ironwork, island, issues, IT, Italy, itchy, iTunes, ivy, J&MC, Jack Kirby, jacket, jam, Jamendo, jangle pop, January, Japan, jar, jazz, Jeanne Moreau, Jeremy, Jesus, jigsaw, Jimmy Reid, Jimny, job, jobs, John Bonham, John Cooper Clarke, John Farrell, John Misty, Jolene Lia, Joni, jonny cash, Jordan Peterson, judgement, judging, Jules Verne, June 8th, jungle, Jupiter, Jura, Karftwerk, karma, Keys, Kezia Dugdale, Kia, kids, Kiki, kill, Killarney, killing, kimchi, kindling, King Crimson, Kinks, kit kats, kitchen, kitten, kittens, Knausgaard, knee jerk, Knitted Bunny, Knockhill, knot, know, knowledge, Korea, Kraut, Kubrick, Kula Shaker, Kylo, Labels, Labour, Labrador, ladders, lambda, land, landscape, lap, Lapsang Souchong, laptop, last days, last week, late, launch, laundromat, Laurel, Laurie Lee, lazy, lazy. low input, leaders, League, leak, leather, leaves, lecture, Led Zeppelin, legend, Lego, lemmings, Leonardo, lesbian, lets make pearls, letter, lies, life, life cycle, light, lighthouse, like, Limekilns, limp, linen, Lionel Bart, list, listen, listeners, lists, litter, Liv, live, live streams, lives, living, lobster, local, Loch Leven, Loghnagar, logic, logistics, logs, Loki, London, long afternoons, long game, look, looked after, looking, looms, loss, lost, lost girls, lost souls, Lothians, lottery, lotus, love, low output, LPs, luck, lunar, lunatic, lunch, lyrics, M&S, M50, Mac, Macduff, machine, machine heads, machinery, machines, magic, magnet, make a difference, mamafubu, man, Man child, managers, mantra, maps, marathon, Mark E Smith, marketing, markets, Martin, Marvel, mask, massage, master, matchsticks, materials, maths, May, mayo, me, meal deal, meaning, meat, media, media centre, medical, meditation, melody, memory, men's health, meow, mermaid. 1948, mermaids, mess, messages, metal, meteorite, Methil, MI5, Miami, mice, microscopes, microwave, Midnight Cowboy, migrants, Miles Davis, milestone, Milo, mince and tatties, minced beef, mindful, Mini, minor planets, mint, Miranda, missing, misspelled, Mitchell, mixing, Miyazaki, moaning, mobile phone, MoD, modern, modern art, modern life, moist, moments, money, Monk, Monopoly, montage, months, moody, Moon, moon cake, moonpig, moral, moral problems, morning, morph, moss, moth, motorway, mouthwash, move on, movie, movie star, movies, MTB, mucky, mud, Muircot Farm shop, mum, murky, muscle, Muscle Shoals, museum, mushroom, music, musicians, musing, mystery, naked, names, Narcissism, Narnia, NASA, Nashville, nasty, Nat Geo, nature, naval, Navy, Nazi, near death, nearly deads, needy, neighbour, nerve, Nescafe, Netflix, nettles, never, new, new intuition, new skills, newly weds, news, NHS, nice, Nico, night, nightshift, NO, no bites, no danger, no help on line, no law, no sense, No6, Nobel Prize, nobody, nobody understands anything, Noddy, noise, nonsense, noodles, normal life, Norman Lamont, North, north sea, north wind, Norway, nostalgia, note, notes, nothing in particular, Nov 5th, nowhere, nozzle, nuclear, numbers, nut shell, NYC, OAPs, oatcakes, obligatory, oblivion, observatory, ocean, Ochils, october, odd, off-grid, offence, offering, officer, OGWT, oil, oil painting, oily, OK, old, old age, old ladies, old people, old school, Oliver, ominous, on line, on line banking, on the beach, online, Oor Wullie, ootb, op, operation, opinions, optical illusions, optical problem, options, orange, orange juice, orbital challenger, orchestra, Orchy, ordinary, OREOs, Osborne, out, out for a stroll, outbursts, outer space, outlaw, outlook, outside, outsider, outsourcing, Oval Office, over board, overhead, owl, oyster, Oz, PA, Page, pain, paint, pale waves, pallet, panic, panorama, pants, Park Road, Pars, part two, pas-asian, Passengers, passion, passports, password, past, pasties, patterns, Paul Maccartney, Paula, PC, peace, peace., peaceful, peaceful garden, peak 18, peanut butter, pebbles, pedal, Pence, penis, people, pepsodent, perception, perfect, performance, perplexed, perverse, petition, petrol, pets, PFI, pheasants, Phillip Dick, philosophical, phones, photo, photos, Pi Day, piano, Picasso, pick, pickle, pickup, picky, pictures, pieces, pier, pies, pig, pigs, pigs head, Pina Colada, pineapple, pink, Pink Floyd, piss, Pittenweem, placement, plain sight, plan, planets, planner, plant, plastic, Platterday, playing, Plaza, plectrums, plexi glass, plough, plum, Pluto, poached eggs, poem, poetry, poets, point, poison, Pol Arida, police, politicians, politics, pollution, pompous, pony, Ponyo, pool, pop, pop art, pop up, popular, Porsche, portrait, Portsmouth, Portugal, posh, post, post industrial, post its, post office, postal service, Poster, posters, posts, pots, poutine, poverty, power, power saving mode, powers, preach, precious, premadonna, premonition, prime contracts, printers, prison the bible, private sector, privilege, prize, problem, problems, proceed, process, product, products, progressive rock, project, prostate, psychic spies, pub, public transport, publicity, puffins, pulley, pumps, punch, puncture, pundits, puppy, purchases, purple, pussy, Putney, putting yourself down, Putty, puzzle, pyjama, pyramids, Queen, Queensferry, Queensferry Crossing, questions, queue, queues, quirky, quiz, rabbit, radio, rags, railway, rain, rainbow, rainbows, rainy, random, Rangers, rant, rap, Raquel Welch, rare, rash, reading, ready meals, reality, realms, reasonable, recording, records, recovery, recruitment, recycle, recycled, recycling, red, reflect, reflection, reflections, refugees, regulations, reindeer, relax, relaxant, religion, remembering, remix, repair, repeat, repeats, reset, resources, respite, responsibility, retail, rethink, retire, retired habits, review, revolution, rework, ribs, Ride, riffs, right, right wing, ring, riot, RIP, rip it up, ritual, river, River Forth, rivers, RN, road toll, roads, robbers, robots, rock, rock and roll, rock history, rocket, rocks, roll over, roller coaster, Rolling Stones, rolls, Romania, roof, roost, root beer, Rory, rosemary, roses, Rosyth, rotten, Roughboys, royal, royalties, rubbish, rude health, rugged, ruin, ruined, ruinous, rules, run down, run out, Russell brand, Russia, rust, Ryvita, Sabbath, sacred, sad, safari, safe pictures, safety, salad, salad days, sale, sale of the century, sales, salmon, saltire, salute, same pictures, Samsung, sand, sandals, sandwich, sane, Sangria, sanitation, sarcasm, sardines, Satan, satirical stuff, Saturday, saucers, scarf, Scarlet Page, scars, scary, schemes, school, school of art, sci-fi, science, scoff, Scotland, Scottish, Scottish Football, scrambled egg, screw up, script, sculptures, sea, searching, season, seasonal, seasons, Seaweed, second best, secret, see far, seeing the light, self destruction, self esteem, self help, selfies, selling, selling your soul, sentinel, SEPA, September, septic tank, serenity, serial killer, series, service, sessions, seven, seventies, sewage, sewing machines, sexists, shades, shadow, sharks, Sharpie, shaving, shed, sheep, shelter, Shetland, ship wrecks, ships, shit, shoes, shoot, shop, shopping, shops, short stories, short story, show business, shower, shrubs, shuffle, sick, side one, side two, Sideshow Bob, Sierra Madre, Siggi, sighting, sign, signs, silence, Simpsons, sinister, sitting r and r, six word story, sixties, skills, skin, Skippy, skull, sky, slam, Slash, Sleaford Mods, Sleep, sleeping cat, slenderman, Slow, slug, sluggish, smart phones, smash, smell, smile, smiling, smoke rings, smoking, snack, snap, snooze time, snow, snowdrops, SNP, so, soap opera, social, social media, socks, soft eject, Soft Machine, soft underbelly, software, solar power, Solomon, song, songwriters, sorority, sorry, soul, souls, soundcloud, soup, sour, south coast, South Queensferry, Soviet, space, space craft, space rock, space travel, spaghetti, Spain, spam, Spangles, Sparks, spectre, speech, speed, spiders, spillage, spinning, Spiral, Spirited Away, spiritual, SpongeBob, spoof, spooky, Spotify, spread, Spring, square eggs, squeamish, squint, squirm, squirrels, SSCPA, stainless steel, stairs, stairway, stand off, Stanley Kubrick, Star Wars, Star Wars Day, stars, starship, starship travel, start again, statement, station, statistics, statue, statues, status, staying put, stealth, steam, steel, Steely Dan, Stephens, steps, Steve, Steve Coogan, Stewed apples, STFU, sticks, still life, Stilton, Stirling, stitch up, Stockholm Syndrome, stone, stones, stop everything, store, storm, Stormy Daniels, story, stove, strange, strap line, Strat, straws, stray, stray cat, streaming, streets, stress, strings, stubborn, stuck in the middle, studio, stuff, stunt, stupid, Sturgeon, Stuttgart, subtitles, success, suet, sugar, summer, sun, sun rise, Sunday, Sunday morning, Sunday Post, sundry, sunny, sunny afternoon, sunset, sunset., sunshine, supercar, supplies, support, surf, surgery, surreal, survey, survive, SUV, Suzuki, swans, swearing, sweat, sweet, sweets, swings, switch, swoosh, sympathy, system, T Shirt, tables, Taboo, take away, talent, talking, tall buildings, tank, Tao, tapioca, Tasmania, taste, tasty, tat, tatty, tax, Tay, tea, tea. coffee, tech, technical, teenage, Teespring, teeth, telecaster, telephone, Tempo, ten years, Tesco, test, texture, thaw, the blues, the devil, the end, the fall, the light programme, the Maid of the Forth, the one, the past, the point, the Pope, The Ship Inn, The Shires, the void, theater, Theresa, Theresa May, thick, thin man, things, things in general, things mattered, thirds, this week, thorns, thoughts, three figures, Thursday, tide, Tigger, tight, tiles, tills, Tim Hortin, time, time.trees, tin, tinkering, tinnitus, tiny, tiny mind, titles, TLC, to do, toad, today, toes, toilet, toilet rolls, toilets, tomato, tomatoes, tomorrow, tone, Tonga, tons, Tony Blair, tool box, top deck, Tories, torture, Tory, Tory Party, Totes, touch screen, tough, tourists, town centre, town plans, toxic UK, toy mice, track, tractor, traffic, train, trap, trauma, travel, travelers, Travolta, Treadwell, Treasure, tree, trees, tremolo, trial, tribute bands, trickle, trim, trophy, trugs, Trump, truth, TSB, TShirt, Tuesday, tummy, tunes, tunnel, Turkish, TV, twaddle, tweets, twilight, Twink, Twitter, two, two sides, two types, typos, U-Boat, UFOs, ugh, ugh!, ugly buildings, UK, Ulster fry, underground, undergrowth, understand, unexpected outcomes, unexplained, unfair, unfunny, unicorn, universe, university challenge, unknown, unknown item, unnoticed, unseasonal, unseen, untidy, update, upgrade, upload, upside down, upstairs, upwards, urine, USA, Usher Hall, utopia, V, V Bombers, V&A, vacuum, van, VandA, vanity plates, vapour, Vatican City, vegan, vegans, vegetables, Velvet, Venus, vespers, vets, vibrato, victims, Victor, video, views, Viking, Vikings, village, villages, villians, vinyl, virgin, virtual, visit, voice, voices, volcano, voodoo, vote, W1A, waiting, walk, walkers, walking, wall, Walled garden, wallets, wallpaper, Walter Becker, war, Warhol, warm, warm milk, warm weather, warming, warmth, Warpaint, washed up, washing, wasps, waste, waste of time, watching, water, water bomb, water melon, waterfall, watering, Watford, wear and tear, weather, weather finance, web sharing, webs, wedding, wee blue car, weed, weeds, weight, weird sounds, welcome, well, Wendys, WEP, Wes Anderson, west, Westminster, wet, wetwall, whales, Whang, wheelie bin, wheels, whimsy, whisky, white, White House, white paint, white walkers, Whyte, wild, wild birds, wild flowers, wilderness, will, Will Self, wind, windfall, window, Windows, windows 10, windscreen, winners, winter, wisdom, wish list, Wishbone Ash, women, won, wonders, wood, wooden, woods, woolly, Word, words, work, workers, world, World Cup, worlds end, worm hole, wrap, write, writing, wrong, WW2, X, Yannis, Yardbirds, year, years, yellow, Yes, yesterday, yogurt, youngsters, youth, YouTube, z, zany, Zappa, zen, Zombie, zoom, zulu
