|1. Be incredibly happy everyday whatever your lot in life. This might be seen as being the burning of some pale spiritual inner light, indeed it may well make you light headed and stupidly optimistic at times.|
|2. Have an authority figure poised in the background ready to keep you right with good, timely advice, call it God if you wish. Take it's advice very seriously but don't bother writing the advice down. That's asking for trouble.|
|3. Religions require ritual. Why not have one based around finding the image of E.T. in French Toast and Brown Sauce. There's a prize worthy of a lifetime's pursuit that's also nourishing.|
Actually religions are pretty useless things really and they cause a lot of trouble and commotion, best not to bother in my view. Get on with your life.