Join The Dots Tattoo Masterclass

This obviously isn't me in the pic below: The older I get the more moles and skin blemishes I seem to collect. Some have been removed, mostly by professional medics of course, but many benign examples remain, randomly populating the hidden expanses and unseen areas of my torso. They don't bother me at all but they are multiplying as if they had some kind of plan or higher purpose. Also I did wonder what the effect of getting some join-the-dots tattoos might be (currently I have no tattoos but this could be a game changer, perhaps an expensive one). 

Mole patterns and relative locations: What patterns or hidden designs might appear should they be inked in (or linked in)? Signs, symbols and messages from who knows where and in what language? The outpourings of my inner conflicts and physical protests? Perhaps everything (?) might make sense once joined up by inky lines. I could try some DIY scribbles with a Sharpie but that's never going to be cool or remotely sensible and it requires a lot of mirror writing coordination. Any tattooists out there that specialize in tattoo/mole translation and artistic interpretation? I kinda hope not.