What we all need now and then is a good Baroque style Renaissance themed confrontation of some sort or other. Coming soon to a pub, club, street corner or even in your very own front room. All good people need to just lose their shit a bit, every now and then. Inspired by Caravaggio of course. There can be no one else.
Here's some suggestions for things that you can "lose your shit" over right now - in no particular order:
The future
Not giving a toss about Ed Sheeran
Holidays in the sun
Andy Burnham etc.
Imported Chinese EVs with peculiar names
Imported Japanese cars from the 1970s with peculiar names
Where it all went wrong
Nigella Lawson being on Bake Off
Badly behaved dogs
Reform's piggie bank
Rocket and feather economics
Your least favourite app
Bad grammar and debased words
Bad grandmas and dead celebs
The silence of the data centre
IKEA's inner layout variations
Other people
The Netflix top ten
Town centres
Hi-fi/wine/cinema/theatre snobs
Kids on daft bikes and e-scooters
Zionist billionaires
Football match catering services
Modern socks
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