These quasi-silent, singleton, single tone musical works in all their avant-garde splendor are easy to access and enjoy; music lover and friend we're whispering into your being's very core.
Listen carefully as we broadcast directly to your inner ear, somewhere above the plane of a dog whistle and below the hum of your age induced tinnitus and in between your cynical outlook on the arts.
The sweet spot in other words.
You will probably hear nothing but you will definitely experience something.
Money back guarantee if 100% complete, soul filling, over powering aural pleasure is not experienced (up to a point).
Regular music is so overrated.