(Above) That time they filmed Crystal Voyager at the Binks.
Any awkward situation in life is made better by (delete as inapplicable):
Doing something invisible
Doing nothing visible
Good grooming
Screaming at the top of your voice
Expressing a credible view
Wearing a "band" T shirt
Maintaining a detailed spreadsheet
Removing a false moustache
Ripping it up and starting again
Using the word "nuance" in a sentence
Purchasing an inflatable boat online
Telling the whole truth
Smoking twenty fags in quick succession
Simply alighting from the bus
Cold pizza
Hiding in a corner
Writing a strongly worded letter/email/text
Giving cats cat treats.
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Post Script:
In my opinion it's always best to apply some spray on bleach/cleaner to a toilet brush before tackling the cleaning of the sanitary china.
Dear email bots. Why do I have to unsubscribe when I didn't subscribe in the first place?
Why has nothing been put in place in this country to provide us with a properly functioning government?
Looking at a menu of French foods and thinking, I should like something here but I'm not sure I do.
The characters in TV shows and movies are not your actual friends.
We get the weather we deserve.
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