Words and numbers

Here's a list of some words and numbers I've been using recently:

£5, 100 metres, 100 years, 1000 years, 10cc, 11 plus, 16, 1797, 17th Century, 1955, 1960s, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1971, 1973, 1974, 1980, 200 years, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2049, 3D, 4 tracks, 40 years, 44, 48 years, 4th July, 4x4, 50, 60s, 62, 70s, 80s, 90, 911, 99%, 996, 9th April, A space odyssey, A985, AA, Aberdeen, abject failure, above, absolute, absurd, accident., accidents, acid, actions, actress, admin, Admiral, adult, advertisments, advice, affected, Africa, aftermath, age, ageing, AI, aimed lower, Air Kisses, airbrushed, aired, airport, airstrike, AL, Alan Partridge, Alaska, album, albums, Aldi, alert, Alexia, Ali, Aliens, alive, all seeing, all year, allan keys, alone, alpacas, alternatives, Amazon, ambient, Amelia, amen, America, Amey, amps, analogue man, ancient, android, angry, angst, Angus, animals, ankle, annual, anonymous, Anstruther, ants. leaves, anxiety, anymore, app, apple crumble, apple juice, apples, april, Arctic, arena, areoplanes, Argus, arrow, arse, art, Art Deco, art school, art shop, artisan, artist, artistic, arty, as seen, asian, ASMR, aspire, asteroid, astro turf, Atlantic, aubergine, auction, Audrey Hepburn, August, austerity, Austin 7, auto, autograph, autumn, avacado, avoid, awards, awful, awkward, axe, axis, Axl, Aztec, baby, back, bacon, bacon roll, bad, bad day, bag, balancing, ball, Ballard, ballet, banana, Bananarama Fran and Anna, bandage, bandcamp, Banff, bangers, bank card, bankrupt, banks, barbecue, barber, barcodes, barren, base, basement, bases, basket, Bath, battery, battles. 2019, BBC, BBC2, BBC4, BBC6, beach, Bear, Beard, beards, bearing, bears, beasts, Beatles, Beck, beef, beeps, beer, bees, Beetlejuice, beetroot, being idle, being tall, being watched. FBI, believe, below, Ben Nevis, benign, best group, better, better hearing, big, Big A, Big Bang, Big Heads, big money, big screen, bigger plan, bike, Bilbao, bingo, bins, bird, bird feeders, bird house, birds, birthday, biscuit, black, black and white, Black Friday, black hole, Bladerunner, Blair Witch, blame, bleak, blemish, bloated, blockage, blocked driveway, blog, blogging, blood, blood donor, BLT, blue, blue sky, blue tits, blue tooth, blues, BO, boat, Bob Dylan, bold, bollocks, bollox, bonfire, bonus, Boo, book, books, BOOM, bored, bot, bots, boulders, Bournes, bow, bowling, Box, break, breakdown, breakfast, breathe, breeding, Brewdog, Brexit, bricks, bridge, bridges, Bridget Bardot, brilliant, Britannia, British, Brits, broccoli, broken, Broons, bruise, Brunel, brush, BT, Bubble Tea, Buddha, Buddhist, budget, buffoons, build up, builders, building, buildings, bulk, bullet, bully, bunny, burger, burgers, burn, burned out, bus, bus pass, bushfire, business, business model, busy, butterflies, butterfly, button, buy, buying, C&W, cabbage, cactus, Cadbury, cafe, cafes, caffita, Caird Hall, cake, calm, Cambridge Analytica, cameras, Canada, canal, cancer, candidate, candles, cane, Canon, cans, car, car ferry, car wash, caravan, cards, care, career, careful, cargo, carry out, cars, cartoon, cartoon dog, cassettes, cat, cat cafe, cat chicken, cat face, cat flap, cat food, cat photo, catfood, cats, cauliflower, caves, CBQ, CD, Cds, celebs, central heating, Central Scotland, centre, chair, chance, change, chaos, chap, chapel, charger, charity, charlie, cheese, chemicals, cherries, chicken, childhood, children, chilli, chilly, chimney, Chinese, chips, chocolate, choice, chorus, Christ, Christmas, church, CIA, cider, cinema, citrus fruits, city, civilisation, Clapton, class, classic, cleaning, cleanse, clearing, clench, clever, cliff edge, climate, clingfilm, clocks, clocks go back, clouds, clunkers, clutter, coast, cocaine, cockletrees, Coconut, coconut oil, coconut water, code, codes, coffee, cognitive dissonance, cogs, Cohen, coins, cola, cold, Coldwar Steve, collage, collections, colony, Colorado, colors, colour, colours, comedy, comet, comic art, comics, comment, common sense, compliant, complicated, composition, compost, conceptual, confidence, conflict, confusion, connections, consequences, contemporary arts, content, contest, context, contradictions, control, conversations, cooking, cool, cooler, cops, cosplay, Costa, costs, cottage industry, couch, council, countdown, cover, Cowdenbeath, coy, crabs, crack, Crammond, Cranberries, crane, crayfish, crayons, crazy, creaking, cream cakes, creation, credit card, creepy, creme brulee, criminal, crisp, CRM, Croatia, Crombie, Crombie Point, crop, Crossing, crow, crowdfund, crowds, crows, cruel, cruise, CSN, Cubase, Culross, culture, Cumbernauld, cup holder, curds, curiosity, curse, cut, cyberman, cybermen, daffodils, daft, Daily Mail, Daily Pallet, daily photo, Daily Planet, Daily Spacecraft, Dalai Lama, Dalgety Bay, Dali, damage, damp, dance, dancing, Dang, dangerous, Danny Boyle, dark, Dark Age, darker, darkness, Das Boot, data, dates, David Hepworth, day, daylight, days, dead, deal, deals, death, decaf, decay, December, decluterring, deep, deer, deluded, Denmark, dennis hopper, dentist, depression, design, destination, destiny, devil, diamond dolls, die, diesel, diet, difference, digital, dill, dimensions, direction, dirty, Discovery, dishwasher, dislocation, Disney, ditch, DIY, django, djembe, doctor, documents, dodger, dog, dog walkers, dogfood, dogs, dogwalkers, doing nothing, dollars, Dolores, don't go, Donald Fagen, donuts, Doodle, doodles, doors, doorway, double, downloads, Dr Who, dragon, dram, drama, drawings, Dreamies, dreams, dress, drift, drink, drone, drowned town, drugs, drum, drum machine, drums, drunk, drunken, drunks, Dry, dry mouth, drywall, Dublin, duke, dull, Dunbar, Dundee, Dunfermline, Dunmore, dust cloud, DVLA, dwarf planet, dyno-rod, early morning, earth, east, East Neuk, Easter Eggs, Eastern, easy, Easy Rider, eat them, eaten, eBay, echo chamber, economy of scales, ECU, Eden, edge, Edinburgh, Edinburgh daily photo, education, effects, effort, eggs, Egypt, Einstein, Eire, Ekaterina, election, Electorate, electricity, elements, elsewhere, emails, embedded, emergency, emotions, empty, Ena Sharples, end, endings, endless evenings, enegry, energy, engineering, engines, England, english, enjoy life, enterprises, envy, EP, epiphany, episode, equations, equator, error, errors, escape, etc, eternal, eternal youth, Etsy, EU, Europe, Eurovision, evaporated, Eve, evening, everyday things, evil, evolution, exhaust, Exhibit, exhibition, existential, exits, expected, experiences, expiry, eye, fabric, Facebook, faces, fact, factory, fail, failure of components, fairy lights, fake, fake news, fakes, fall, family, fans, fantasy, far east, farewell, farm shop, farm shops, farmers, fashion, fast food, fat, fat guy, fat-berg, fate, faults, fear, fee, feeders, female vocals, feminist, fence, Fender, festival, fete, Fibonacci, fibre, fiction, field, fields, Fife, fifty, figs, film, films, finance, fine, fine art, fire, Fire and Fury, firelighters, fireworks, first world problems, Firth of Forth, fish, fishing, fit, Fitzcarraldo, fiveguys, fix, flakey, flares, flat earth, flat white, flavour, flawed, Fleabag, float, flowers, floyd rose, fluid, FM, food, foodbanks, footballs, footering, forgetful, formation, forms, Forth, Forth Bridges, forts, found, four days, fourths, foyer, fracking, fragile, France, Fraser Drummond, freak, free, freedom, freelance, freezer, freezer bags, freezing, French, French toast, frenzy, fresh, fresh breath, Freud, Friday, fried egg, friends, fright, fritter, frozen, fruit, frustration, FT, fuck all, fun, funeral, fungus, funky, funny, future, Future Islands, G spot, gables, gallery, Game of Thrones, gantry, Gap of Dunloe, garage, garden, garden centre, garden storm, Gary Numan, gate, geese, genius, genre, German, Germany, germs, Getty, Ghibli, ghost, ghosts, giant, giant. goose. crow, gibberish, gif, GIFs, giggles, giggling, Gimme Shelter, Ginger Baker, glare, Glasgow, glass, glasses, Glen Esk, Glenrothes, glitch, global, global warming, gloom, gloomy, glorious, glory days, glossy, gloves, glow, glowing, gluten, Glynis Johns, go, goat, goats, god, goddess, going out, gold, golden time, Goldfrapp, gone, good health, good old days, good weather, google, gorilla, GoT, Goth, government, graduation, graffiti, Grammys, grannies, grapes, graphic, graphs, grass, graves, gravity, graze, greasy spoon, Great Pumpkin, greed, greedy, Greek, green, green laser, green tea, grey, grizzly, Groot, groups, grout, grumble, guilt, guilty, guitar, guitar serial number, guitars, gulls, Gumtree, gunge, gunk, guns, gutter, gutters, GWR, hack, haggis, hair, haircut, hairy, Halley, hallowed, hammock, hands, hangovers, happiness, happy, harbour, Harbour Lane, Hardy, Harpo Marx, harvest, hats, hazy, head bumps, head injuries, headstone, health, heard, heart and soul, heat, heating, heaven, heavy, heavy metal, hedgehog, height, heights, hejira, helicopter, hell, Helleborus, help, Hemingway, Hendrix, herbal remedies, herbs, heritage, herring, Herzog, hi-vis, high tide, highland, hills, hip hop, hipster, hissy, history, Hitchens, hmm, hold back, holding list, holiday, Holloway, holy spirit, home, home grown, honest, honey, honking, hope, Hopetoun, Horn, horses, hospital, hot, hot dogs, Hot Rats, Hot weather, hotel, Hotspur, House, houses, hover, how i hate, Howson, huddle, human, humanity, humiliation, humour, hunger, hungry, hungry cat, Huxley, hypnosis, ice, ice wall, Iceland, icy, ideas, IKEA, image, images, immature, immune, implants, Impossible Planet, impossible songs, impossibles, impossiblesongs, imposters, IMS, IMS Bearing, in another world, incontinence, independence, Indian, indie, industrial, industry, INEOS, infusion, injury, injustice, ink, inlet pipe, insane, inside, inspiration, Instagram, instructions, interaction, internet, internet art, internet failure, interview, intrusive thoughts, iplayer, Ireland, iron, iron mask, ironic, ironwork, island, issues, IT, Italy, itchy, iTunes, ivy, J&MC, Jack Kirby, jacket, jam, Jamendo, jangle pop, January, Japan, jar, jazz, Jeanne Moreau, Jeremy, Jesus, jigsaw, Jimmy Reid, Jimny, job, jobs, John Bonham, John Cooper Clarke, John Farrell, John Misty, Jolene Lia, Joni, jonny cash, Jordan Peterson, judgement, judging, Jules Verne, June 8th, jungle, Jupiter, Jura, Karftwerk, karma, Keys, Kezia Dugdale, Kia, kids, Kiki, kill, Killarney, killing, kimchi, kindling, King Crimson, Kinks, kit kats, kitchen, kitten, kittens, Knausgaard, knee jerk, Knitted Bunny, Knockhill, knot, know, knowledge, Korea, Kraut, Kubrick, Kula Shaker, Kylo, Labels, Labour, Labrador, ladders, lambda, land, landscape, lap, Lapsang Souchong, laptop, last days, last week, late, launch, laundromat, Laurel, Laurie Lee, lazy, lazy. low input, leaders, League, leak, leather, leaves, lecture, Led Zeppelin, legend, Lego, lemmings, Leonardo, lesbian, lets make pearls, letter, lies, life, life cycle, light, lighthouse, like, Limekilns, limp, linen, Lionel Bart, list, listen, listeners, lists, litter, Liv, live, live streams, lives, living, lobster, local, Loch Leven, Loghnagar, logic, logistics, logs, Loki, London, long afternoons, long game, look, looked after, looking, looms, loss, lost, lost girls, lost souls, Lothians, lottery, lotus, love, low output, LPs, luck, lunar, lunatic, lunch, lyrics, M&S, M50, Mac, Macduff, machine, machine heads, machinery, machines, magic, magnet, make a difference, mamafubu, man, Man child, managers, mantra, maps, marathon, Mark E Smith, marketing, markets, Martin, Marvel, mask, massage, master, matchsticks, materials, maths, May, mayo, me, meal deal, meaning, meat, media, media centre, medical, meditation, melody, memory, men's health, meow, mermaid. 1948, mermaids, mess, messages, metal, meteorite, Methil, MI5, Miami, mice, microscopes, microwave, Midnight Cowboy, migrants, Miles Davis, milestone, Milo, mince and tatties, minced beef, mindful, Mini, minor planets, mint, Miranda, missing, misspelled, Mitchell, mixing, Miyazaki, moaning, mobile phone, MoD, modern, modern art, modern life, moist, moments, money, Monk, Monopoly, montage, months, moody, Moon, moon cake, moonpig, moral, moral problems, morning, morph, moss, moth, motorway, mouthwash, move on, movie, movie star, movies, MTB, mucky, mud, Muircot Farm shop, mum, murky, muscle, Muscle Shoals, museum, mushroom, music, musicians, musing, mystery, naked, names, Narcissism, Narnia, NASA, Nashville, nasty, Nat Geo, nature, naval, Navy, Nazi, near death, nearly deads, needy, neighbour, nerve, Nescafe, Netflix, nettles, never, new, new intuition, new skills, newly weds, news, NHS, nice, Nico, night, nightshift, NO, no bites, no danger, no help on line, no law, no sense, No6, Nobel Prize, nobody, nobody understands anything, Noddy, noise, nonsense, noodles, normal life, Norman Lamont, North, north sea, north wind, Norway, nostalgia, note, notes, nothing in particular, Nov 5th, nowhere, nozzle, nuclear, numbers, nut shell, NYC, OAPs, oatcakes, obligatory, oblivion, observatory, ocean, Ochils, october, odd, off-grid, offence, offering, officer, OGWT, oil, oil painting, oily, OK, old, old age, old ladies, old people, old school, Oliver, ominous, on line, on line banking, on the beach, online, Oor Wullie, ootb, op, operation, opinions, optical illusions, optical problem, options, orange, orange juice, orbital challenger, orchestra, Orchy, ordinary, OREOs, Osborne, out, out for a stroll, outbursts, outer space, outlaw, outlook, outside, outsider, outsourcing, Oval Office, over board, overhead, owl, oyster, Oz, PA, Page, pain, paint, pale waves, pallet, panic, panorama, pants, Park Road, Pars, part two, pas-asian, Passengers, passion, passports, password, past, pasties, patterns, Paul Maccartney, Paula, PC, peace, peace., peaceful, peaceful garden, peak 18, peanut butter, pebbles, pedal, Pence, penis, people, pepsodent, perception, perfect, performance, perplexed, perverse, petition, petrol, pets, PFI, pheasants, Phillip Dick, philosophical, phones, photo, photos, Pi Day, piano, Picasso, pick, pickle, pickup, picky, pictures, pieces, pier, pies, pig, pigs, pigs head, Pina Colada, pineapple, pink, Pink Floyd, piss, Pittenweem, placement, plain sight, plan, planets, planner, plant, plastic, Platterday, playing, Plaza, plectrums, plexi glass, plough, plum, Pluto, poached eggs, poem, poetry, poets, point, poison, Pol Arida, police, politicians, politics, pollution, pompous, pony, Ponyo, pool, pop, pop art, pop up, popular, Porsche, portrait, Portsmouth, Portugal, posh, post, post industrial, post its, post office, postal service, Poster, posters, posts, pots, poutine, poverty, power, power saving mode, powers, preach, precious, premadonna, premonition, prime contracts, printers, prison the bible, private sector, privilege, prize, problem, problems, proceed, process, product, products, progressive rock, project, prostate, psychic spies, pub, public transport, publicity, puffins, pulley, pumps, punch, puncture, pundits, puppy, purchases, purple, pussy, Putney, putting yourself down, Putty, puzzle, pyjama, pyramids, Queen, Queensferry, Queensferry Crossing, questions, queue, queues, quirky, quiz, rabbit, radio, rags, railway, rain, rainbow, rainbows, rainy, random, Rangers, rant, rap, Raquel Welch, rare, rash, reading, ready meals, reality, realms, reasonable, recording, records, recovery, recruitment, recycle, recycled, recycling, red, reflect, reflection, reflections, refugees, regulations, reindeer, relax, relaxant, religion, remembering, remix, repair, repeat, repeats, reset, resources, respite, responsibility, retail, rethink, retire, retired habits, review, revolution, rework, ribs, Ride, riffs, right, right wing, ring, riot, RIP, rip it up, ritual, river, River Forth, rivers, RN, road toll, roads, robbers, robots, rock, rock and roll, rock history, rocket, rocks, roll over, roller coaster, Rolling Stones, rolls, Romania, roof, roost, root beer, Rory, rosemary, roses, Rosyth, rotten, Roughboys, royal, royalties, rubbish, rude health, rugged, ruin, ruined, ruinous, rules, run down, run out, Russell brand, Russia, rust, Ryvita, Sabbath, sacred, sad, safari, safe pictures, safety, salad, salad days, sale, sale of the century, sales, salmon, saltire, salute, same pictures, Samsung, sand, sandals, sandwich, sane, Sangria, sanitation, sarcasm, sardines, Satan, satirical stuff, Saturday, saucers, scarf, Scarlet Page, scars, scary, schemes, school, school of art, sci-fi, science, scoff, Scotland, Scottish, Scottish Football, scrambled egg, screw up, script, sculptures, sea, searching, season, seasonal, seasons, Seaweed, second best, secret, see far, seeing the light, self destruction, self esteem, self help, selfies, selling, selling your soul, sentinel, SEPA, September, septic tank, serenity, serial killer, series, service, sessions, seven, seventies, sewage, sewing machines, sexists, shades, shadow, sharks, Sharpie, shaving, shed, sheep, shelter, Shetland, ship wrecks, ships, shit, shoes, shoot, shop, shopping, shops, short stories, short story, show business, shower, shrubs, shuffle, sick, side one, side two, Sideshow Bob, Sierra Madre, Siggi, sighting, sign, signs, silence, Simpsons, sinister, sitting r and r, six word story, sixties, skills, skin, Skippy, skull, sky, slam, Slash, Sleaford Mods, Sleep, sleeping cat, slenderman, Slow, slug, sluggish, smart phones, smash, smell, smile, smiling, smoke rings, smoking, snack, snap, snooze time, snow, snowdrops, SNP, so, soap opera, social, social media, socks, soft eject, Soft Machine, soft underbelly, software, solar power, Solomon, song, songwriters, sorority, sorry, soul, souls, soundcloud, soup, sour, south coast, South Queensferry, Soviet, space, space craft, space rock, space travel, spaghetti, Spain, spam, Spangles, Sparks, spectre, speech, speed, spiders, spillage, spinning, Spiral, Spirited Away, spiritual, SpongeBob, spoof, spooky, Spotify, spread, Spring, square eggs, squeamish, squint, squirm, squirrels, SSCPA, stainless steel, stairs, stairway, stand off, Stanley Kubrick, Star Wars, Star Wars Day, stars, starship, starship travel, start again, statement, station, statistics, statue, statues, status, staying put, stealth, steam, steel, Steely 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The Manual

The simple truth is that the Manual is not worth £87.50 as far as I'm concerned. Others will no doubt disagree. Maybe it's a bargain at that price, as a collectible perhaps; as an actual reference or self help book, I doubt it.

The truth about OREOs

It's pretty simple really, all those crumbly, dunky, irritating biscuits that claim to be OREOs are in fact imposters, fakes, charlatans etc. The real, true and only 100% OREOs are those that are covered in chocolate thereby achieving the lofty status of an actual chocolate biscuit. Not sure why they are marketed as "enrobed", maybe the imposters should be marketed as "naked". 

P.S. I can't make my mind up as to whether or not imposter should be impostor or imposter. I wish I'd never used the term.

Mysterious Ways

The elite moves in mysterious ways. In the week that Brexit has shown itself to be a full blown national humiliation. Where patronizing speeches by the PM have reverberated around the airwaves and where, in frustration and despair millions have logged onto a Government petition site to register their disapproval and where EU leaders have shown they can quickly and effectively meet up and decide on an issue far more quickly than their UK counterparts; where the fuck are we? If you feel powerless and ignored, even more than usual then where will the hope and the good sense actually come from? Westminster? Maybe, maybe eventually. But only after a cull of the political class and the toxic mess of party politics than ignores good sense, good ideas and truth. The current crop are mostly unfit to lead, rule or decide. We are politically bankrupt. I'm ashamed of May, Corbyn and the rest, an embarrassment. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, not sure what we'll get. The feelings expressed in the #Revokearticle50March and the social media flurry going with it need to be taken seriously for a change. Can the elite cope with this?

No1 cat

Straight in at number one, I give you Theresa Meow.

Hedgehog eating catfood

Here's an injured hedgehog that I rescued chomping away at some catfood (nice chomping noises included so turn up the sound). Now he's on the road to recovery and being cared for by the SSPCA.

Nuclear Option

Another precise piece of social commentary from the artist known as ColdWarSteve.

The toxic Westminster shit show is now even more dangerously out of control. Europe is quite rightly fed up and frustrated with Britain's failure to either agree or even understand any workable Brexit solution. Of course there isn't one, it's a man made disaster that doesn't need to happen but now, thanks to poor leadership and high level corruption and manipulation a No-deal Brexit looks very likely (to me anyway). Most informed opinion tells us that this would be a disaster for the country and the economy. What are we to do?

So after thinking long and hard for at least two minutes on a drive home from St Andrews last night I came up with this idea. It may well already be out there but if so no one's dared to mention it publicly so far.

So the idea is that the SNP do a deal with Theresa May (and the rest of them) to grant her what may be crucial voting numbers to finalize her stupid Brexit deal. They will add their votes for the "deal" but only on condition that they get the following:

1. Clear approval to hold an independence referendum soon after Brexit. 

2. Assuming there is a YES result then Scotland gains independence and the freedom to rejoin the EU shortly thereafter.*

3. Scotland negotiates cast iron guarantees (?) regarding our new independence/divorce deal on finance, industry, farming, oil and fishing rights, trade, defence etc.

The deal is to be 100% transparent, the EU will be fully aware and hopefully quickly approve of Scotland rejoining as an independent nation. Would such an idea ever be taken seriously by Westminster as a means to an end for both the Government and the SNP equally?

After that we can leave the remains of the UK to stew in their own Brexit-based juices or maybe even prosper without us, who knows?

*If the referendum vote goes ahead and returns a big fat NO then at least we've tried. It's either Bannockburn or Flodden so surely worth a pop.

What could possibly go wrong?

#doevilthatgoodmaycome

Telly this week

Watching TV isn't a regular pastime anymore, there are only about three or four shows I'm likely to be watching these days (on any regular basis). That's not really to do with taste or quality, it's more that my appetite for TV and (doing) other things has changed for whatever reason. Anyway, what's on the box that's actually worth taking in?

This Time with Alan Partridge is both a hoot and downright awkward. This week's CPR with a sex toy and Alan's Irish Republican doppelganger were comedic gems. Both equally hilarious and excruciating, two words used by everybody to describe most of  Steve Coogan's Frankenstein creation's misadventures. If I say much more I'll likely descend into some form of Partridge speak so that's it.

Shetland: God this is awful but compulsive. So bad in every department that it's nearly good. Filmed occasionally in Shetland but mostly in Ayrshire it's BBC's crime drama output at it's most ridiculous and economical. It's penny pinching art of a kind and it's a hymn to the power of CCTV clue gathering, Volvos and the 1000 yard stare set in the strangely small and incestuous world of a fictional Shetland. Islanders and locals must be embarrassed by this.

Fleabag: Strictly speaking Fleabag is not actual Cooncil TV as it's roots are in BBC3, a barren telly dumping ground where few viewers seem to stray, shame. It's very funny and irritating in a posh way, maybe too smug and too irreverent with the fourth wall collapsing with every one of Fleabag's  winks and side eye glances. Now it's released out onto a  wider network to the chattering classes to make what they will of it. The Gogglebox guys should feature it, lots of potential strong reactions. Funny how the best TV straddles the contradictions of the unbearable duplicity of a public and a private life where laughs are not enough nowadays, you need the added depths of tragedy and pathos to stretch comedy drama into a wider universe.

University Challenge: The older I get the more incomprehensible the questions become, the students become more annoying and stereotypical and Paxman more careless and impatient. I sit there hoping for the music and picture rounds knowing I've a half chance of landing on an answer with a wild, pathetic guess. Everything else, every other topic is just me waiting.