Sunday, March 24, 2019
The truth about OREOs
It's pretty simple really, all those crumbly, dunky, irritating biscuits that claim to be OREOs are in fact imposters, fakes, charlatans etc. The real, true and only 100% OREOs are those that are covered in chocolate thereby achieving the lofty status of an actual chocolate biscuit. Not sure why they are marketed as "enrobed", maybe the imposters should be marketed as "naked".
P.S. I can't make my mind up as to whether or not imposter should be impostor or imposter. I wish I'd never used the term.