Performance indicators: At odd times
this week I've been mixing music and generally fiddling with files
and programmes in a desperate bid to squeeze some creative wonder
juice from machine to machine and then out into the world but alas,
I am already undone. It's the doubtful pleasure of working between
the twin evils of Apple and Microsoft. Sometimes I don't know if I'm
coming or going or ready to commit axe murder on some Chinese built
piece of plastic and recycled metal. Windows always wants to stop,
reboot, reinstall and then procrastinate, like having lunch will
someone who cant quite coordinate talking and eating. Apple is like
some stubborn psychopath who must have his own way and his own terms
met, tells you so repeatedly and you then have to go along with it
or else out comes the big knife. This isn't what you expect from IT
(well it is because it's been doing it for bloody years). In some
naive future fantasy I've spawned I imagine that somehow all IT will
be straightforward, benign and simple to use, it will anticipate
problems and glide through tasks. We will be like gods as we walk
amongst the bright shining screens and images installed in our
dwellings, the smoothly running electric servants that have captured
our ideas and wishes then uses them to turn on the microwave or knock
off a quick novel or two by reading our wonderful thoughts. This
would be progress. Until then it's as if we've been kidnapped by two
malevolent powers, neither really wants the ransom money, they just
want the pleasure of witnessing your slow torture as you try but fail
to anticipate their next fiendish and twisted move. Of course there
is always the PC and right-on solution of Ubuntu but that's a bit
like having to learn fluent rhinoceros in order to type a telegram onto toast and then send it to a penguin in South Georgia - and about as much fun.
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