Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Move over darling

Ode to a plastic cow (Atom Heart Mother tribute):

With your plastic udders and plastic ass,
Above the septic tanks on sewage fed grass,
I doubted your existence but had to ask,
Were you sent  from Switzerland for this task?
Because for a real cow you'll never pass,
You're not even plastic, just cheap fibreglass.

This real plastic/fibreglass cow can be seen in an imaginary field at Loch Leven's Larder any day from 0930 - 1730, weather permitting. Advance booking is not always necessary.

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