Geologist's Dream: A ground breaking and secret report
commissioned by Cadbury's Crème Eggs has revealed that large areas
of the UK are siting on top of a vast lake of molten chocolate. It is
believed that the lake may at least a mile below the surface of the
land and follow, almost exactly, the surface profile of this great and sceptered country. The molten chocolate is believed to be at a constant temperature of
40 degrees Centigrade and considering it's peculiar location is in a
relatively stable state. Plans are afoot to harvest this unique
discovery and use it as a source of power, heating and nutrition
though experts are divided on the actual full potential of the
resource. There are of course numerous technological problems and
many of society's most deep seated prejudices that will have to be
overcome. There are also issues over cowboy or gypsy type white van miners who may
well, by using cheap and unhygienic equipment, attempt to draw some
of the precious hot chocolate from the bowels of the earth and
introduce it to the food or energy chain. A special task force is
planned to counter the possibility of this. So below our green and
pleasant and minted land a chocolate sea is churning...
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