Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Things - part 99
TV: Jules Holland is probably a really nice guy and a great musician but his TV show is as dull as ditch water and Paul Weller or somebody like him is on it every week. I like the fact that if appears to be live (is it?) but as a way to enjoy music it seldom works for me. Back to Radio 6 or Game of Thrones or Modern Family I think.
Awards and Award Shows: Who gives a stuff really?
Cookery: I made a fish pie today that was tasty but as heavy as lead, I now realise that it's possible to put too much fish in a fish pie, something I'd not have considered possible, but it is. Next thing I'm trying will be to put too much chicken in a chicken pie.
Pics & Words: Here's a handy link to a book that Fraser Drummond has just created - fine photos and lyrics, the Sound of Confushion.
Monday, April 16, 2012
First apply some Savlon to the cat
Myths about Savlon: It's true, Savlon does no harm to cats, in fact it's a useful healing medium for those awkward cuts, scrapes and scabs your average mouser suffers when plunging through hedges, fences and exploring the wild spaces out there. All you have to do is capture the injured cat and apply the magic liniment to the damaged area. You may also wish to apply a little of it to your own injuries, those suffered or sustained as a small part of the wider healing and welfare process.
Things that don't really work in Scotland: Next time it's a sunny day and you're out and about in your motor car, try driving around superstore car parks with the windows down playing excerpts from the Grateful Dead's 40 year musical career very loudly on your stereo. This is unlikely to produce a reciprocal wave of love and peace or add much to the deeper musical education of the general public. Just park up, go into the shop, get your fishcakes and wine and leave quietly.
Respectable Pirates: Speaking of education you may be interested in learning a little about the beliefs and aspirations of the Pirate Party. If, like me you are somewhat disillusioned with main stream politics but still naively and unrealistically hopeful of some kind of general political renaissance happening (or at least a slight improvement in standards taking place) here in the cash-strapped UK, then this may give you a little hope.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Old Punks & Zen
Sad Society with nice Les Paul Jnr and enthusiastic dancer. |
Rosie Bell and friendly piano (the link to Rosie's highly readable blog is on the right) . |
Memorial flyer & poster, nice work. |
A pot of magical Zen based slate with artistic potential. |
Friday, April 13, 2012
Best BBC caption ever?
Staying with the media theme this has to be one of the best little labels given to anybody anywhere. I hope it's real.
Skintland
I haven't even read the article(s) but already I'm bristling in that about to be insulted way you sometimes get when some incomprehensible physical threat or piece of abuse looks to be headed your way. Of course I can't be bothered with the Nationalists nor can I stand the current Tory Coalition and to top that I've little or no respect for much of the spin and toadying that comes from the written and broadcast media sludge factory. It all sucks too much and the truth, if it's out there, somewhere beyond mindless rhetoric and twisted opinion is pretty hard to find. I'm not alone in feeling this I'm sure, it's the constant frustration of the "common man" and it can't quite be articulated without the use of some choice swear words none of which seem crude or dirty enough to describe the pathetic posturing and misrepresentation that represents so much of politics and power broking. The squeezed middle isn't just getting squeezed financially, it's an emotional, intellectual and cultural rollering and bashing we're in for.
A clear voice, ringing with just a little vision and common sense and a smattering of balance would make a welcome change - so only a matter of time before some extreme lunatic and simplistic party fills the void I reckon otherwise it'll be riots and petrol bombs. But be of good cheer for Wee Fat Eck has already launched a broadside in return and the slippery slope towards the referendum and it's consequences is now steeper and greasier than ever. Things are going to get pretty messy. As for me I'm finding some solace in humming the tune "with or without you", it's the only way I can even begin to try to understand our dysfunctional, conflicted, awkward but rightful place within the UK
Alex Salmond: Economist will rue 'Skintland' jibe at Scotland
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Clear and present danger
Numerous black cats - looking North. |
Numerous black cats - looking South. |
This is a pretty good site if you like old photos, almost makes you wish you'd been born in the fifties even if, like me you were born in the fifties. Perhaps that means it makes you wish you were adult in the fifties which maybe isn't so good because that would make you about seventy now. No, best not to think about that. |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Doctor Laptop,
For over a year now my old HP laptop has been giving me dire warnings of critical hard disk failure every time I switch it on. I both acknowledge and ignore this worrying message by pressing the F1 key and thereby allow it to fully start up. Apart from occasional little "capacity" messages (way down there on the right) and a stubborn refusal by Norton's products to clear up the hard disk not much actually ever happens - certainly nothing bad. I have tried various back ups, re-squidding, post hoot vamp, fox busting, melanomic castrations and demi-hazardisation (all fresh out of the box) but none of these things make any difference or solve my problem. In desperation I switched it on and off repeatedly for an hour but I got pretty bored with that. So my question is how long can this go on for without there being any damage done to my precious data and is this all just a cunning plot by the dastardly world of the technocrats to get poor people to buy more of these Chinese built laptops?
Yours
A well wisher
P.S. Heaven forbid but I may well just carry on regardless and also ignore the upgrades.
P.P.S. I am also an occasional Mac and cheese user, which local bank and political party should I support?
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Monday, April 09, 2012
Ebmaj7
It tuns out that recipes can be
searched for on the Internet, there may well be other things there.
It might never rain again now that I've painted the garden furniture.
I was so impressed with the possibilities suggested by the Alabama
Shakes that I immediately looked them up on Wikipedia, then I
promptly dismissed them as yet another hype. Sweet and sour and
chicken and mushrooms and pepper and onions and rice contains at
least seven ands. First I was on the couch then the floor then the
couch then the kitchen then upstairs then downstairs then I went to
work. Listening to music the radio is an ok experience but you will
hear a lot of rubbish before you hit some thing good. I thought about
Humphrey Bogart films but I could only think of about four or so, so
I stopped. There will be birthdays and parties and at times those two
things come together and you get party birthdays. Today's newspaper
was something of a disappointment, it also cost £1. I was kept busy
trying to use my imagination, can you imagine that? Somebody sang
that love is a “velvet noose”, they turned those words into a
song, added a tune, wrote more lyrics, added instruments and recorded
it, “fantastic” according to an expert but I wont ever bother buying
it. I was just wondering what the hell is going on in Scotland and
who could sort it all out. The word pretentious gets used from time
to time, I hear it. The pursuit of perpetual motion systems remains
popular, as Tesla said, “one day man will connect his apparatus to
the very wheel work of the universe...and the very forces that
motivate the planets in their orbits and cause them to rotate will
rotate his own machinery.” The chords that you mix up are the ones
that give you the best results i.e. Gm7, Cm7, Dm7, Edmaj7, F, G.
Very satisfying.
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Slightly peckish games
An actual Hunger Games wedding cake - not featured in the film. |
A brief history of French cinema
John & Ali happy at the cinema and in our best clothes and new blue contacts. |
Friday, April 06, 2012
Best Marigold Odeon
Today is a day off day, yesterday was a half day off day. We celebrated yesterday with the black pudding affair and various pieces of Fife based explorations - the ideas just don't stop. The recurring theme however was one of dreams, planning and living out the rest of (your) life as positively as possible. The long day ended with us making a rare visit to the cinema for a late night showing of the Best Marigold Hotel. With a cast of luvvies all acting like real people acting like actors it was an amusing diversion, it also confirmed a long held belief that despite the colour, noise and spectacle a visit to India isn't really necessary at the moment. The best bit was sitting there amongst the actual (smallish) cinema audience, not soul under 50, all looking a bit like the one or other of the characters in the film and crammed in a line in the non-Premier seating area, oldies always want to get good value for their cash. As the show ended and we all crippled and shuffled out, blinking into the midnight street lights it was like the film had, for a brief moment come to life. We giggled all the way back to the err...Volvo.
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Stornoway Black Microdot (large)
"So it's like Easter nearly man you know and we like went out for the day to two or maybe three garden centres man to hang out with all those old hippies and folks who dig gardens and stuff and we really liked everything we saw man and hey we spent some money and got some cool stuff man and then when we got back home like we found we had two of these here far out Stornoway Black Puddings, way to shop man!"
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Steal like an Artist
More about steal like an artist here |
Snowy white hills sing away in the distance
Troubled weather map pours out across this central belt
Sun makes an occasional passing manoeuvre
Teases and reminds it’s supposed to be April
And I wonder and tense up at the thought of what the cold wind will feel like
As if I didn’t know
I know
I have a million words inside me, some picked out by pen or pencil,
Some spoken and carried away, some typed up or texted
Blogged and parked up in website oblivion
But
Most are stuck stubbornly inside my head like lazy pupils
Unaccustomed to work or study, happy to relax, feral children of mine
Hard to get at, to understand, they show no apparent desire to escape
So
I look out at those hills, far away with their coverings, dog walkers and ramblers
Keep my thoughts to myself, reluctantly, safe and personal
Maybe turn them into a shopping list:
Grated cheese
Mushrooms
Stornoway Black Pudding
Bacon
Soap
Cider or something
Morning rolls
Easter eggs for the bairns
On a yellow sticky, where that poem should be.
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
Back from Spring
South Bank, London, last weekend: A premonition. |
Monday, April 02, 2012
John Barrow-wheel
It's new, it's red, it's solid so it won't collapse under a half ton of slabs, chips or compost. The great garden tool that is the B&Q barrow has now been refurbished and revamped and is ready to go for summer. The old pneumatic tyre is flat and in the bin and this rigid sustainable model has been fully tested and installed. Also ready for those back breaking, speedy and dangerous trips around the garden with the grand kids on board. That's really why I fixed it of course.
Sunday, April 01, 2012
Return of the floating head
Nightcap - large White Russian. |
New stadium at Stratford, a fun and strangely emotional experience as well as a family triumph, Emma passing Sally Gunnel and numerous other famous athletes as the race progressed. |
The London Eye, scene of my most recent "floating head" encounter. |
Thursday, March 29, 2012
People are stupid
The future of modern motoring. |
The Guardian's front page: As petrol pumps run dry the blame game begins http://yfrog.com/joxlyyj
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Panic in the streets of Abercorn
This government's speciality is the release of the monumental lie coupled with the media smokescreen moment followed by a fiery attack of the socially dysfunctional dragon of "unfairness" (or worse, attempted cornball "fairness"). As we all amble down Gasoline's potentially empty alley one more time this blog post sums it all up quite nicely.
Meanwhile I'm out in the garden planting broccoli and lettuce so that when the great salad and vegetable shortage is announced in June we'll not only survive with a healthy diet but will make a handsome profit selling good wholesome greens to the poor souls without gardens, disposable incomes or who are too lazy to dig...that's just what the Francis Maude's and David Cameron's of the world would want us to do.
I've taken advantage of the warmish weather and been out in the garden building a second trampoline and also dismantling the first one, it had been found wanting. The whole thing was a profound exercise in the art of swearing and cursing both internally and externally, I managed to shave some skin from my knuckles and thumbs for good measure and sweat just a bit more than usual. Thankfully my youngest son was around to assist and provide a stalwart support during operations as well as keeping me right by actually following the instructions. Of course now it's all over and we can relax; the old one's been recycled and turned into a Skoda and the new one sits, pristine, green and ready for the playful bouncing attack of generations to come while the summer BBQ smolders wistfully in the distance, I won't be lighting it with any precious petrol either.
Monday, March 26, 2012
Bourbon Street
Just outside of somewhere else, across from the other place and adjacent to that other part of the neighbourhood; you know the one. Checking and verification is possible via Google, snuggle, peskyhusky.co. and various other unsolicited sources. Crunchy, best served with sweet China tea.
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Enthusiastic but incapacitated
Canal bridge with added people. |
One of those found items you find when out and about. |
Barge headed under bridge. |
Ali & our bikes on the towpath. |
Then it was to the garden centre for some back breaking gardening stuff, plants, compost and the like. We also visited a local farm shop where a Cairngorm beer and Strawberry cider sales pitch was underway, a fatal error was thereby made and various beers and ciders tested and duly purchased. Next it was Daffodil Tea Time at Abercorn Church, we behaved ourselves very well, bought the tea and the daffs and then moved on to...hit the nearby canal via bicycle, as you do.
The canal trip involved bikes, beer, wine and sunshine. I also discovered that the air-con in my car actually works (quite disconcerting), turns out it's been the hottest March day since February as well. An Easy Riding paradise along the canal banks unfolded and so we ended up here, where we relaxed in the sunny beer garden watching at least one canal boat and numerous colourfully dressed cyclists, yummy mums, social workers, Subarus, Game of Thrones extras and ner'do wells go by. The return journey passed a lot quicker than I expected and confirmed a travel theory of mine about going there and back again; it seldom is as far as you actually think. Then it was home sweet home and a little more of the dark dark bitter bitter Cairngorm beer and pork chops, mmm.
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